Satire

Satire: New Green Route shuttle will take you to hell and back

By Bobbie Armstrong · Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2018

Have fun trying to get to your internship on time

Satire: Unofficial official Seagle news broadcast

By Nickolaus Mack · Monday, Oct. 15, 2018

From an electrical fire to legal action, AU proves to be more than just politically active

Satire: Tour group thrilled by amount of chain link fencing AU has to offer

By Ian Pritchard · Thursday, Sept. 27, 2018

Don’t even get them started on the gases buried in the ground

Opinion

Satire: School of International Service to grant honorary degree to that kid in your World Politics course

By Nickolaus Mack | September 17

His unfailing ability to monopolize class discussion greatly impressed department chairs

Opinion

Satire: Inspiring! This really mean freshman wrote her admissions essay about kindness

By Bobbie Armstrong | September 6

Her roommate had a breakdown and moved out after just one week

Opinion

Satire: Anderson Hall mice make push to unionize

By Bobbie Armstrong | August 30

The revolution is happening — in the walls

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

Solutions by The State News