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Satire: In rare feat never seen before, student takes 18 credits and tells no one

By India Siecke · Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2023

“I’ve been hearing rumors about this individual for weeks, but I’m still unsure of her existence,” one professor said.

Staff Editorial: President Burwell’s panel on free expression expressed values and principles, but not much else

By The Eagle Editorial Board · Monday, Feb. 13, 2023

AU administration promotes free expression on campus but continues to suppress student media groups, other community members

Satire: Shocking! Male CLEG major asks relevant question

By India Siecke · Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2023

In a twist of fate no one could have predicted, a male CLEG major asked an on-topic question

Opinion

Satire: New lockout policy leaves students living in the lounges

By Jared Bowes | February 3

Can’t afford to sleep in your own bed? Try a lounge couch today!

Opinion

Satire: Student Health Center declares a state of emergency as frat flu destroys campus

By Jared Bowes | February 2

The student body fights back against the flu with mass migration to urgent care

Opinion

Satire: Fairy population of TDR dying due to fewer people ‘believing in what they eat’

By Jasmine Shi | February 1

Decal message fails to persuade mortal diners into trusting quality of food

Opinion

Staff Editorial: A one-size-fits-all approach doesn’t fit mental health services

By The Eagle Editorial Board | January 31

The Center for Well-Being Programs and Psychological Services must make changes to provide substantive care for students

Opinion

Opinion: America, don’t ignore the youth vote

By Anna Gephart | January 27

Young people showed up at the polls and changed the game in American politics

Guest Columns

Opinion: Campus health is more important than the University’s profit

By Greta Mauch | January 26

Safety from COVID-19 is worth more than lost revenue

Opinion

Opinion: AU doesn’t just want your money, it wants your emotional labor too

By Rebeca Samano | January 26

With a lack of response to on-campus sexual violence, AU pushes activism and the fight for safety onto students, taking an emotional toll

Opinion

Opinion: America, don’t ignore the youth vote

By Anna Gephart | January 24

Young people showed up at the polls and changed the game in American politics

Opinion

Satire: Sentient toys left behind in students’ childhood bedrooms conduct exodus to American University in hopes of reuniting with their owners

By Jasmine Shi | January 23

The story of how an abandoned toy sparked a revolution for all

Opinion

Satire: Hustling without being troubling: trendy ways to pay for college

By Jasmine Shi | January 20

An advice column on strategies to earn money during college

Opinion

Opinion: Off-campus housing doesn’t mean on-campus resources stop

By Anna Gephart | January 18

American University has a duty to ensure that its off-campus students understand their renter’s rights and avoid housing scams

Opinion

Opinion: Urban planning disparities further inequities

By PJ Cunningham | December 16

Benefits of urban green space cannot be overlooked

Opinion

The Eagle's fall class of 2022 farewells

By The Eagle Staff | December 16

Letters of reflection from two graduating staff members

Opinion

Opinion: ‘Danger’ wasn’t in the job description

By Anna Gephart | December 15

American University has a duty to ensure that their student workers, especially women, feel safe and comfortable in their work environment

Opinion

Opinion: Where do we cross the line in classroom debate?

By Jelinda Montes | December 15

It’s time to reexamine the way we foster academic discourse among peers

Opinion

Opinion: The lost Black city

By Meliha Ural | December 14

Modern-Day Residential Segregation in DC

Opinion

Satire: SPA requires great deal of begging to be re-subscribed to digest

By Jared Bowes | December 13

Begging, bribing and breakdancing: One student’s attempt to be resubscribed

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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