Satire: AU administration under fire as sentient flames claim new alarm system is discriminatory
From the Newsstands: This story appeared in The Eagle's April 2023 print edition. You can find the digital version here.
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From the Newsstands: This story appeared in The Eagle's April 2023 print edition. You can find the digital version here.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued for actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
This flu season saw class cancellations, switches to virtual learning and completely booked Student Health Center appointments as hundreds of students came down with the flu. Due to complete bookings and little flexibility, students decided to group together and Uber to urgent care centers across the DMV.
From the Newsstands: This story appeared in The Eagle's November 2022 print edition. You can find the digital version here.