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Satire: Student Health Center declares a state of emergency as frat flu destroys campus

(02/02/23 1:38pm)

This flu season saw class cancellations, switches to virtual learning and completely booked Student Health Center appointments as hundreds of students came down with the flu. Due to complete bookings and little flexibility, students decided to group together and Uber to urgent care centers across the DMV.