Arr! Piracy on the high seas really ticks us off
Ahoy, maties! The two of us are slightly obsessed with pirates. You know, the shiver-me-timbers louts that wear silly clothes, talk funny and complain that the rum is always gone. The responses from bewildered friends have been varied. Some politely attempt to change the subject - we've also received discreet inquiries whether we should be on some medication.








