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Eagle Rants: October 1, 2012

• Open Mic Guy, Sounds good-see you then! • Hey you on Anderson 2N...you always leave your door open and you seem really sweet. I'd love to be friends but don't want to be creepy... • ASSHATASSHATASSHAT NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER • @facebook album photos: Thanks for replying. ...


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Eagle Rants: September 30, 2012

• Dear cute guy at Panera, sorry for not flirting back. I'm just awkward and you're incredibly gorgeous. Do you see how that might be intimidating? • Can someone please explain this whole asexy thing? I googled it but I'm still kind of confused. So you guys want a relationship but with no ...



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Eagle Rants: September 29, 2012

I kind of sort of have a thing for you... unfortunately, I just embarrassed myself in front of you and your entire floor. I'll regret this all in the morning, won't I? hopefully, I won't remember. i want a boyfriend!!! preferably swedish...... come at me bro! Tuesday at 3:30 at the DAV? ~Open Mic ...


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Eagle Rants: September 28, 2012

• I wish it was socially acceptable to poop in trash cans so I didn't have to walk allllll the wayyyy down the hall to take a dump... • @“If you’re really randomly referring to the Dunkin’ Donuts variety, then I’m all over that shiz. But only the chocolate ones, honestly."" [Editor’s ...



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Eagle Rants: September 27, 2012

• Love Somebody by Maroon 5 perfectly encapsulates my feelings for you. • that awkward moment you find out your friend has a sick obsession with light green boogers. and oreos. • @"where can I meet other sexual assault survivors at AU? I feel so alone." You're not. Why don't you contact ...


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Eagle Rants: September 26, 2012

• That awkward moment when you realize you're twenty-two years old and you've never been kissed/been on a date/had a relationship. And no, that's not intentional, like some "Pamela's Promise" thing. FML. • @Sometimes I wonder if my inability to leave the past behind will keep me single for ...





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Movie Review: The Master

Paul Thomas Anderson's highly anticipated new movie has gained attention for being similar to the founding of Scientology, it excels because of it's focus on its main characters.






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Audiophile: 9.27.12

Looking for new music? DJs at WVAU share their thoughts on a range of recent releases.



Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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