Here are your rants for the week of May 27. Sorry they're late!
"The Hangover Part III" is a long way from the original.
J.J. Abrams' latest installment in the "Star Trek" reboot hearkens back to the original movies of the franchise.
After being named interim head coach in 2012, Wallace will become the full-time head coach.
• Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I have loved, I did not say so • u suck editor • Some (most) people on these rants could use a good hazing session • u suck editor! • @u suck editor I most certainly do not suck editor. You take that back before I sue! • ...
Law students protest Harold Koh, a former legal adviser to the State Department, as Washington College of Law commencement speaker for his support of the Obama administration's targeted killing program.
With a $400 million surplus in the D.C. budget, a Kogod sophomore argues that money should go to alleviate poverty in the District and improve the economy.
CAS freshman Gray Leonard was charged with destruction of property worth under $1,000 in connection with the vandalism of the Coca-Cola vending machines in Ward Circle Building.
Baz Luhrmann's version of the F. Scott Fitzgerald classic is a mostly successful exercise in excess.
• Don't tell me you're pro immigration until you've lived next door to Somolians in multi-family buildings. Scum of the earth, and I dgaf if that makes me racist. Cut off their welfare and send the first 75% that miss their rent back to where they came from. Make room for some new immigrants who ...
• Here's a joke I wrote about Mark Sanford winning the South Carolina special election, "special" being the operating word, that's too chaste for my Twitter: Mark Sanford won the special election proving that you can lie to the public and still get a head in this world. *nod *nod *wink *wink. • ...
• @"Mission Improvable celebrity crush - which one?": he played a newscaster for a skit last show...brown hair, white... • @"Why are girls not allowed to be interested in sex without being sluts?" AGREED. I'm a girl who also regularly masturbates, and whereas I'm very open and accepting when ...
• to the girl who helped my do my special printing in the library: you're cute :) • Have you not played SCII in a while? There's rating decay if you haven't played in awhile. Don't complain too much, at least it's better than LoL's new ladder where you can smurf forever just by dodging ...
• I want the tall RA in AndoTerrace to ask for my number before he graduates • I just got my 2nd street parking ticket this week and when I was getting into my car the cop was there giving me another! but I was like whatever and laughed and she called me a white b. Jealous my car/bag combined ...
• "seriously editor, do you not see the hideous black diamonds with the question marks? Whatever you're using to check the word count of the rants is screwing up the formatting. Try something else!" This. Except I don't think the editor CAN see the black diamonds. His/her computer probably displays ...
Former AU and Georgetown assistant coach Mike Brennan was named head coach for the Eagles men's basketball team.
• u suck editor! • Keep pretending like HAZING doesn't happen in all the other frats! U ARE SO IGNORANT OF REALITY! • U cant HAZE with WEED! IT ISNT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! • To the S&M/hazing poster: that's actually really interesting. I've never thought of it that way... • ...
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