Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19) This week, you may feel as though your life is a reality show. So jump in the hot tub, do shots of tequila and threaten to stab your roommate with a fork. Astrologically approved minor: Pornography Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It may seem as though a bird is shitting on the windshield of your life this week.


