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The American University women's soccer team (2-8-3) won their matchup against the Lehigh Mountain Hawks (2-7-3) on Oct. 4 by a score of 3-1.
The American University field hockey team (7-5) defeated the Lafayette Leopards (8-5) on Oct. 3 by a score of 3-1.
The American University women’s soccer team (2-8-3) suffered defeat at the
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Nota de la Editora: Este evento fue presentado en inglés y las citas directas incluidas en el artículo fueron traducidas del inglés al español.
Nota de la Editora: Este artículo fue publicado en inglés y traducido por Diana C. Rojas Hernandez.
The following piece is an opinion and does not reflect the views of The Eagle and its staff. All opinions are edited for grammar, style and argument structure and fact-checked, but the opinions are the writer’s own.
The following piece is satire and should not be misconstrued as actual reporting. Any resemblance to a student, staff or faculty member is coincidental.
The Provost and Enrollment staff union has reached a tentative agreement on a contract with American University’s administration, according to an email sent by President Jonathan Alger on Friday afternoon.
The American University student body voted this week to fill the vacant seats in the Student Government Senate, including class, school department and at-large representatives.
On the streets of D.C., many people experiencing homelessness don’t know where to find shelters, which is a problem compounded by public ignorance and shrinking nonprofit funding that threatens essential services.
School of International Service Dean Shannon Hader will be stepping down from her role after a three-year term on Oct. 15, American University Provost and Chief Academic Officer Vicky Wilkins announced Friday in an email sent to students.
A referendum that asked American University administrators not to share community members' information with the federal government failed to get the 400 student signatures needed to appear on the Student Government ballot.
I’ve attended three early press screenings as a critic for The Eagle: “Napoleon” (2023), “Civil War” (2024) and now “One Battle After Another” (2025). “One Battle After Another” finished this strange, politically-charged trilogy of action and war films, and it showed me why I was so negative about the first two. And why I will instead sing the third’s praise for many years to come.
In early August, President Donald Trump deployed federal troops within D.C. The president’s actions sparked a strong reaction from many students and groups, some who feel it’s an attack on the city’s autonomy and was a step back in D.C.’s fight for statehood.
The American University men’s soccer team (4-5-1) won a home contest against the Army Black Knights (3-3-4) on Sept. 27 by a score of 3-1.
Nota de la Editora: Este artículo fue publicado en inglés y traducido por Marina Caraballo y Jerónimo Freydell-Cristancho.
The American University men's soccer team (4-4-1) beat the University of North Carolina Wilmington Seahawks (2-3-2) by a score of 1-0 on Sept. 23 at Reeves Field.