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(04/21/05 4:00am)
Graduation is creeping up like the bogie man from my childhood closet, and with graduation comes both freedom and fear of entry into the "real world." As I prepare to say goodbye to the wild memories, and AU's very own "Cheers," a.k.a. the Market Place, I have to bid farewell to the current men in my life as well.
(04/14/05 4:00am)
While chatting with my girlfriends at Georgetown's swank Mie N Yu, I soon discovered that orgasms had become a rarity, along with nice guys and good Chinese take-out. I was shocked, and I was saddened for my girlfriends who were missing out on sex's grand finale: the orgasm.
(04/11/05 4:00am)
It's the first night out on the town, second semester of my senior year of college. We are huddled in our favorite dive bar, Coronas in hand, Guns N' Roses blaring in the background - my eye spots a recognizable face at the door, suddenly my face turns red, my body turns cold. It's my rapist at the bar door. I was date raped after a night of drinking my freshman year, in my dorm room, by a guy I knew well. Now, almost four years later here he is, and suddenly it all comes back.
(04/07/05 4:00am)
As a sorority girl who is so much more, I have searched far and wide for my fraternity prince. But after my freshman year, dating a senior frat king, I learned quickly that age is just a number, but the frat boy lives on forever. While I have avoided AU's Greek princes, I have discovered a fraternity king hidden in the soul of most men I meet. They love to drink beer and can chug the day away, but five hours later they are still playing foosball, and, with slurred speech, will try to convince three drunken freshman that a videotaped orgy is simply part of initiation into college.
(03/31/05 5:00am)
Whenever I meet a reader, the second question they ask me after how much sex it takes to be a sex columnist, is what your parents think... Well my ultra-liberal mom and dad are devout readers of my sex column. They sometimes cringe, turn red, sweat profusely and want to call my sister (the rabbi) to reform me immediately after reading, but they are still loyal readers. The question arises, how much should parents know and how much should adults share with their parents when it comes to sex and the champagne room?
(03/24/05 5:00am)
I have shocking news you may want to sit down for: Women like sex, too.
(03/03/05 5:00am)
Flipping channels between "The OC" and VH1's "The Fabulous Life," I stumbled upon yet another scandalous tale of a teacher behind bars for having sex with a student. The camera cut to Pamela Turner, 27, an elementary school teacher from Tennessee who was charged with having sex with a 13-year-old student at his home and at school. But this was no ordinary teacher; she takes Dustin Hoffman's "Graduate" fantasy to a whole new level. She looks like a porn-star Britney Spears mutt, yet this hot teacher could get up to 100 years in prison if convicted of all charges.
(02/24/05 5:00am)
I knew I wasn't going to sleep with him. Why? Because I liked him. It was date three with my beer-chugging environmentalist and so far I was impressed. I had taken him bowling, he had taken me to dinner and while I was fantasizing about getting him naked, he also made me laugh. My roommates couldn't understand what was so amusing that I would stand in the corner of my favorite bar and giggle the night away, but it was the boy.
(02/17/05 5:00am)
We want it hot and ready to order whenever we are having a craving. Sex, that is. And yes, we want a shake with that, too. As a fast-food nation, have we become so enveloped in our own lives, in our super-sized careers and souped-up cars that we have let dating become something that only comes in a very select few Happy Meals.
(02/10/05 5:00am)
The first time I watched a porno I was 12. It was called "Love Boat." The clinching line came from an overweight man in his mid-30s, sporting a blond mullet and beer belly, who proclaimed, "My name is 'Trumpet,' now blow me..." and suddenly a 20-year-old blonde bombshell drops to her knees and goes to town. I didn't know whether to laugh or be outraged. I sat there at my best friend's house, choking on my thoughts and some pretzels, and I watched as he started laughing hysterically. He thought this was hilarious and at the same time was very turned on by this commando mullet and his sex toy. I, on the other hand, was anything but turned on and hadn't touched porn since until...
(02/10/05 5:00am)
"The Cosmo Kama Sutra: 77 Mind-Blowing Sex Positions" has 175 sexual positions, most of which you have already done, and if you haven't, it is because they are physically impossible. The book gives positions like doggy-style, or sex with the woman on all fours - the new, snazzier name of which is Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon. Now, if you ask your boyfriend to do a Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon, he may not be as thrilled as if you simply ask him to throw you on all fours and have sex with you from behind.
(02/03/05 5:00am)
Being a sex columnist is ruining my sex life! Yes, it's sad but true. Most men out there in the abyss I call "the black hole of dating" want a virgin in the bar and a beast in the bedroom. But where does a woman that spends her days writing about sex, between her look of innocence and her foul-mouth, fall in this virgin-slut dichotomy?
(01/27/05 5:00am)
Everywhere I turn I hear some tragic story of a cheater getting caught. It's plastered across the tabloids, the stock market, even Martha Stewart is a convicted big cheater. The cheating extends beyond celebrity romance and into our beds. Some man storms in on his girlfriend befriending his fraternity brother below the belt; a woman goes home with a mysterious drunken stranger while her boyfriend bakes her brownies at his apartment. Has the concept of monogamy gone extinct with the dinosaurs, or are our 20s deemed a time where all monogamous bets are off?
(01/13/05 5:00am)
Welcome to winter: Your extremities are freezing, and the ice is crowning your car, but figuring out your current beau may be harder than defrosting the windshield. Dating an emotional snowman or the WASPy ice queen can leave you frustrated and feeling a bit hollow. The cold weather and cold mates can take a toll on you this winter. While these characters may be emotionally frigid or simply out for a quick conquest in the snow, others will have no problem getting you hot and melting those winter blues.
(12/09/04 5:00am)
I have an eclectic collection of ex-boyfriends, and I am proud to say that I am still "friends" with almost all of them. I prefer the friendship be revived even after the romance has died. This policy has helped me to accumulate a closet overflowing with exes of all shapes and sizes, colored with the romantic history of years past.
(11/18/04 5:00am)
When it comes to sex, sometimes the bedroom can be a battlefield. Being polite and silent may be traits that can be beneficial in secret governmental operations, but silence is the worst weapon for a successful bedroom operation. Apparently, being polite isn't exclusive to grandmother's dinner table; there is a code of unspoken rules that are practiced by 20-somethings in bedrooms nationwide.
(11/04/04 5:00am)
Out at my first Republican bar, even the drinks were conservative. Smith Point, Georgetown's young Republicans' mating post, is the perfect place to find your trust fund baby or future first lady. The dress code for Republican heaven: For the men there were pink polo shirts, collar up, golf pants and, oh, the girls were proper princesses sporting Southern charm, spouting off blowjob stories at the bar.
(10/21/04 4:00am)
For one night, Halloween lets us be someone we're not and act out the fantasies we would normally shelter in our minds. On Halloween, we all wear masks. This Halloween, my favorite ex was costumed as the ghost of relationships past, and I was dressed as the emotionally na?ve school girl waiting to be taught a lesson in love.
(10/07/04 4:00am)
This stripper almost kissed me.
(09/23/04 4:00am)
I heard a dirty rumor that true love waits. Maybe you are waiting for Prince Charming in his white Land Rover or you are anticipating the arrival of your conservative king to slay the liberal dragons, but with all of the intensity of Washington, many women are waiting for Mr. Tonight as opposed to Mr. Right.