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Eagle Rants: August 19

• Type your rant here!

• It's Aug. 12 and there are no Eagle Rants. W-T-F! [Editor’s Note: Sorry about the tardiness! Summer vacations complicate our posting schedule.]

• The SG ginger may be taken, but Kevin is single. I'm not his type, either. :(

• Aug. 13 rants AGAIN forgot the "rant here" button. Third time this summer. Sigh.

• I start law school this week. AHHHH! I'm so nervous. But I was nervous before starting undergrad at AU too, and it all turned out well. Much better than well actually. I miss you AU.

• I wish I could stay in undergrad at AU forever and continue taking interesting classes with amazing professors. WHY DO I HAVE TO GROW UP?!

• I wish there was a channel devoted to 90s Disney TV shows. I really miss those shows. "Torkelsons" anyone?

• I want you to NOTICE when I'm not aroooooouuuuund..

• No but really, I miss WVAU every day.

• Dear "learnt to practice what you preach," Hate? Really? I don't recall anything in the Bible where it says hate is OK. I do seem to remember something about "love your enemies" though. But maybe I'm wrong. Signed, A fellow Christian (who's not in the Gathering)

• Really Eagle? No "Rant here!" box on the Aug. 13 Rants? I have to go ALL the way back to the Aug. 5 Rants if I want to rant? SO much work. UGHHHHHHH.

• Tim Mcbride, you actually haven't done a single thing for our school. • You wouldn't even be in the SG if it wasn't for the Undergraduate Senate. You've only been in it for a year … Glad we put all our faith in YOU. This year's going down the tubes quick.


Rant here!



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