• I'm so sick of seeing rants about smokers at AU. People on opposite sides of the argument should either confront each other in person or shut up so those of us who couldn't care less either way don't have to keep hearing about it.
• So I went to my local country club snack bar, come to find out my psycho mother called them and told them to take me off the account. My 3 sisters are still on it. FML
• It says on the label of my painkillers not to mix them with alcohol. But I\'m going to take that advice more as a "suggestion"…
• When I die of melanoma I will blame my extremely pale skin and the hours of sunlight I was forced to endure during my undergraduate experience waiting for the AU shuttle in Tenlytown. Straight up AU — can we PLEASE have some kind of shade?
• Isn't it awesome when you're in love with the best guy friend you've ever had and he calls you to tell you he never wants to talk to you again?
•Friendship over. 3
• So I bought my boyfriend a $500 gift for us to share, and he has yet to share it with me at all. He doesn't see this as a problem.
• I can't stand this neuroticism that is my family. I miss AU soooooo much!
• Theory: It's not that all AU guys are unattractive. It's that AU guys aren't the type for the hundreds of generic jersey girls who crowd out interesting applicants to this school.
• My city charges $10 a month for recycling. I have never heard of such a ridiculous concept. Shouldn't the government be ENCOURAGING recycling, not DISCOURAGING recycling? Do other cities have policies like this? I am astounded.
• I had a horrible summer internship experience. It's made me doubt what I want to do with my life, even though it was only one person that made it hell and not the work itself. I wish there was support for this at AU — someone to talk to when something goes terribly wrong with your not-for-credit internship.
• Housing and Dining, please get your stuff together because I have to be back in three weeks and am apparently in a temporary dorm? Maybe? Who knows?
• You people reading this are pathetic.
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