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Eagle rants

• Zeppelin-dorms would solve the housing crisis; it worked in Up.

• What's the difference between Jen Calantone and Jeff Jones? One is a wonderful mentor, helper and guide who helps to bring out the best of the people on the team, the other is the coach of the AU Basketball team.

• Jeff Jones: Overrated or just overpaid?

• The Eagle's sport page went up in the rankings! It's now #8 instead of #9. Of course that's because the Washington Times cut their sport page ...

• I'm not gonna lie. TDR was bangin' today.

• My schedule is fucked up. Like, I'm-not-in-any-of-the-right-classes-and-my-advisor-doesn't-even-give-a-shit fucked up.

• I just got an email from the GLBTA center, They're inviting everyone to a "Gay Bash." Don't they realize that back home in Missouri a Gay Bash involves physical violence?

• When the Rants stopped, I started to send suggestions to the AU Library. In that time the library has improved 222 percent. No Eagle = Better Campus. Crazy huh?

• I feel silly doing this, but to the boy who came in to the Housing & Dining office at the same time as me to change your meal plan - you were awfully cute ...

• I wanna rock right now! Like, seriously, right now.

• To wannabe hipsters: listening to Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus isn't ironic, it's LAME. They suck and your indie cred is shot to hell in my eyes.

• Damn you Miley! I can't stop listening to Party In the USA. F_ck.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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