• Zeppelin-dorms would solve the housing crisis; it worked in Up.
• What's the difference between Jen Calantone and Jeff Jones? One is a wonderful mentor, helper and guide who helps to bring out the best of the people on the team, the other is the coach of the AU Basketball team.
• Jeff Jones: Overrated or just overpaid?
• The Eagle's sport page went up in the rankings! It's now #8 instead of #9. Of course that's because the Washington Times cut their sport page ...
• I'm not gonna lie. TDR was bangin' today.
• My schedule is fucked up. Like, I'm-not-in-any-of-the-right-classes-and-my-advisor-doesn't-even-give-a-shit fucked up.
• I just got an email from the GLBTA center, They're inviting everyone to a "Gay Bash." Don't they realize that back home in Missouri a Gay Bash involves physical violence?
• When the Rants stopped, I started to send suggestions to the AU Library. In that time the library has improved 222 percent. No Eagle = Better Campus. Crazy huh?
• I feel silly doing this, but to the boy who came in to the Housing & Dining office at the same time as me to change your meal plan - you were awfully cute ...
• I wanna rock right now! Like, seriously, right now.
• To wannabe hipsters: listening to Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus isn't ironic, it's LAME. They suck and your indie cred is shot to hell in my eyes.
• Damn you Miley! I can't stop listening to Party In the USA. F_ck.



