Just a reminder to the University community that this is our annual April Fools issue. This year we have expanded to four fun pages allowing our edition to overflow with hilarity. This is all done in good fun and no harm is meant by it, so enjoy, and don't sue. Our little extra brainpower left and another day of our lives went into this special section, and all for you. Treat this as a gift that you can't return. We would do the same for you.
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