Ashton Fuller



Facebook much more accurately represent who I am as a human-being

Listen ... we need to talk. I really appreciate you coming over here to talk to me and everything, and I would love to go out on that date with you! Really ... I would. But I just don't think that you would get to know the real me. No ... if you really want to be my friend, then let me direct you to my Facebook page.

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