Opinion

Our Take: The New 'Old' American Eagle

Thursday, April 1, 2004

There once was a tale of a mighty group that came together and created the best student newspaper across all the land. We kicked them out because they were a bunch of dorks and decided to change things up a bit, and this is what you get. If you don't like it, well, we guess that is your problem.

April Fools!

Thursday, April 1, 2004

Just a reminder to the University community that this is our annual April Fools issue. This year we have expanded to four fun pages allowing our edition to overflow with hilarity. This is all done in good fun and no harm is meant by it, so enjoy, and don't sue. For those of you looking for the regular issue that came out today, it will go online tonight as April Fools day comes to a close. Enjoy our coverage of the lighter side of AU.

Our Take: McNair on patrol

Monday, March 29, 2004

The Eagle editorial staff discusses Mike McNair's position as full-time director of public safety.

Opinion

What was the best April Fools prank you were involved in?

March 29

"One time I switched my sister's shampoo with dog shampoo." - John Simmons is a sophomore in CAS. "My mother short-sheeted my bed." - Caitlin Vinson is a sophomore in CAS. "I told my sister that her ex-boyfriend was in love with her again. He really called the next day to tell her that and she didn't believe him.

Opinion

A cover-up for modern times

By Corey Parker | March 29

Left columnist Corey Parker on the Bush administration's position on terrorism, and its response to related criticism.

Opinion

Our Take: Sayonara, supersize

March 29

The Eagle editorial staff discusses McDonalds phasing out its supersize meals in response to lawsuits.

Solutions by The State News