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AU tries to make great year greater

By Dan Jacobson | March 9

When AU wrestling coach Mark Cody was hired four years ago to resurrect the program, his expectations weren't exactly low. "To be honest, I wanted to make the quickest turnaround in college wrestling history," he said with a laugh. Cody was hired to bring a wrestling program that was being threatened with elimination to a program with possibly three wrestlers taking down NCAA titles.

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Opinion

Student senate needs to go

By David D. McPike | March 9

I know that this will come as a shock to anyone who has ever glanced at my column, but I do not like the Student Government. I think that it is a holding pen for the self-important who used to run their high schools and now want to convince themselves that they are that much closer to their destined seat in Congress and thus that much closer to saving the world.

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News

Can't teach old film new tricks

By Jeff Lambert | March 9

A shaggy dog story is a sort of long-winded and ultimately anticlimactic tale, where the joke lies less in the punch line but more in the absurd and irrelevant events leading up to it (think "The Aristocrats"), The historic shaggy dog story ends with someone remarking that the talking shaggy dog, promised to appear throughout the story, isn't that shaggy at all.

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Opinion

All thumbs

March 9

Thumbs up... Miss Wheelchair America... The men of Pi Kappa Phi are raising money again for this noble cause. Career advice over coffee... Going to the Davenport can land you some career advice, courtesy of the Career Center. Java and jobs. Yum. SOC networking event.

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News

Campus calendar

By Kate Oczypok | March 9

Thursday, March 9 Table Talk Lunch Series Noon, Kay Spiritual Center Lounge. "Is Global Poverty Inevitable?" Speakers include Richard Newfarmer, senior economist, World Bank; and John Cavanagh, executive director, Institute for Policy Studies. Free lunch provided for students; faculty and staff are asked to make a $5 donation.

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News

Books on Tape aren't quite noise, nor electronica

By Chris Moreno | March 9

"I like everything to happen fast, like a car crash," said Todd Drootin, mastermind behind the Los Angeles force that is Books on Tape. Books on Tape is difficult to wrap one's head around at first. Their music is something that Drootin describes as "electronic noise rock," but it goes so much further than that.

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News

Highlights and lowlights of Oscar night

By Robyn Abzug | March 9

While everyone knows that the Oscars only really matter to film geeks (and anyone who's ever has won), there's something inside that still would love to one day walk up those steps and say: "I'd like to thank the Academy." Come on, everyone dreams. Yet each year, there are screw-ups, stunners and surprises that should be take noted.

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News

Design specialists talk about graphics in sports

By Josh Kramer | March 9

On the Feb. 28, Washington's branch of the American Institute of Graphic Arts, or AIGADC, held an event called "Good Design is Smart Sports Business." Sponsored by America Online and Neehan Paper, and held at the decadent Carnegie Institution in Dupont Circle, the event showcased two prominent figures in the world of sports design - Todd Raydum, a freelance sports logo designer, and Marcus Stevens, creative director of Under Armour, Inc.

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Opinion

GOP offers serious black candidates

By Jong Eun Lee | March 9

I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, the voice of the ethnic minorities will be heard and represented in all political parties, whether it is red, green, or blue. For years, there were promises from the GOP that it would once again uphold Lincoln's legacy and become the party of racial inclusion.

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Sports

Any takers for Nats?

By Erin Keaveney | March 9

I don't know if anyone's interested, but there's a baseball team for sale. They're potentially pretty good, they're local and they've just cleared a plan to build a brand-new park. Any takers? OK, so maybe it's not that easy. It's not like Major League Baseball can just take out a want ad.

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Sports

Sports briefs

By Kevin Hilgers | March 9

Thiel will swim at NCAA championships Sophomore Meghan Thiel of the AU women's swimming team will compete at the NCAA championships March 16-18 in Atlanta. She will be the Patriot League's lone female representative there after winning conference titles in the 500- and 1,650-yard freestyles.

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News

Evacuation plan for AU improved

By Jeanette Kimmel and Susanna Reid | March 9

With the large number of fire alarms being pulled each year in residence halls, students are choosing not to leave their rooms when an alarm sounds. While this poses a problem for false alarms, the implications would be far more serious in the case of other disasters like bomb threats.

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News

On-campus room draw begins this month

By Brian Kalish | March 9

Students can either live in their current room next year or move to a new hall of their choice, as the 2006 room draw process which began March 6 and will continue through March 31. The steps necessary for room draw are available online courtesy of Housing and Dining.

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News

Royal debauchery kills

By Marjorie Korn | March 9

The first scene of Laurence Dunmore's "The Libertine" opens to a dark room, where a flickering light sporadically illuminates the face of the Earl of Rochester (Johnny Depp). He urges the ladies and the gentleman to stay away from him, for coming too close will cost them dearly.

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Sports

AU tennis driven in final year

By Janel Knight | March 9

Despite this year being its last, the AUs women's tennis team is striving for a winning season. "We have a much stronger and deeper team then last year and we should be able to be competitive with many of the teams in the Patriot League," said junior co-captain Julie Colarusso.

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Opinion

Staff editorial: AU should divest itself from Darfur

March 9

The rampant genocide that has been occuring in the Darfur region of Sudan has garnered international attention. However, what it has not garnered thus far is large scale divestment from the country. We feel that AU should have nothing to do with profitting ffrom a country that savagely and nonchalantly allows the slaughter of millions of its people.

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News

SIS Career Center holds advising meetings in Dav

By Kendra Garstka | March 9

In an effort to reach more students, the School of International Service Career Center is now holding weekly advising hours at the Davenport lounge. The program, which started Feb. 9, has become so successful that it is being extended from March 16 to a later undecided date, said Olya Vinnik, SIS career advisor.

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