•I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that people here find me attractive. I'm not sure if it's just the AU goggles or the fact that they never met awkward middle school me. Any other guys have similar experiences?
•Idiots.
•@my cat died - I don't know anything about your relationship with your cat, but I would be devastated if my cat died, so I'm sending you thoughts of sympathy and support right now.
•I wish someone would rant about me.
•@The girl who wants a Christian, Republican boy: AMEN. They don't exist :(
•@ yesterday's selfish and misguided smoker: You are free to make your choices. But that freedom ends when your choices start harming others. I shouldn't have to go find another exit to the building because there are smokers blowing their toxic filth into the air right outside of a door. If you want to smoke, do it in your own home. I don't want my asthma to flare up because of your idiotic choices.
•Dear person defending smokers: I shouldn’t have to try and avoid walking around smokers like a damn video game character. I don’t walk around you spraying toxic fumes in your breathing space. Maybe you should give me the same respect.
•Oh my god. Stop ranting about Nick Rangos. It used to be kind of funny but now it's just really annoying.
•Dear Eagle's Nest: Do you really think I would drink my eggnog out of a pint bottle? Eggnog is meant to be enjoyed slowly with a spot of nutmeg, not chugged.
•admit it, Eagle Rants= Your Worst Substance Abuse
•For 53k a year I would think the university could afford cameras for the dorm hallways (or at least fake cameras that look real like in museums). This would deter dorm theft. And possibly date rape. Well now that the magic R word has been dropped, Women's Initiative: GET ON THIS.
•Dear girls singing Taylor Swift Christmas Music in Ward Cafe, I'm sorry your voices are unpleasant, but I want to buy both of you a Ward Bagel. Please come back, but don't sing anymore. Best, Ward Watcher
•I am completely incompetent at talking to guys. Why was I ever entrusted with a vagina?
•@no snow: you must have missed the snow back in October before Halloween.
•It wasn’t my meds, it was the absurd amount of alcohol you were ignorant about last year that cause my blacking out. why can't you notice sober me and how I've changed? you guys stink cowfarts!
•I still can't comphrehend- you told him that I lied. but you were the one who told him that lie in the first place.
•I might be a biddy, I'm definitely a bamf, but I'm an eagle rant slut.
•I apologized to you guys over thanksgiving break to be friends. sad news bears, I don't know what I apologized about. you guys should be apologizing to me.
•@Dec. 16 ranter: I KNOW! SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 IS COMING OUT THAT DAY! I'M SOOOO EXCITED!!!! :D :D :D
•Hey, I never said the NCAA was a perfect system. But most of the schools that have a lot of school spirit (which the ranter I was responding to wanted more of) have athletic departments that kick butt. Can't we have a school that's focused on social issues AND has a football team? Sincerely- I agree with the ranter that said soccer sucks
•Dear girl who wants me to be her Daniel Jackson, Can you actually be my Oma? These papers are killing me... I need someone to release my burden. Wait... Lol... ANYWAY, I'll be camped near my ring platform with Bose headphones and a polo shirt/northface jacket writing papers on my Dell for most of the rest of the semester. I hope to meet you soon! :)
•I pay $50,000 a year to go to this school. I normally don't have an entitled attitude, but as a music major, I should be allowed to use Katzen whenever I want. I should NOT be told that the Rotunda is being used for a private event and cannot be used for other purposes. #occupyAU
•God there are too many eligible girls at this school. I can't pick just one
•certain girls named Marlena are super nice.
•Dear suite occupiers, you do not live in our suite yet you show complete disrespect to all that live in it. Every time you get drunk does not mean you should come here. You should not be cooking here or leaving dirty dishes or inviting your friends over. You have your own lounge and kitchen on your own floor to be loud and messy.
•Serious question: 1. X has a crush on Y. 2. X and Y are on different floors, and don't have any classes together. 3. X has Y's cell phone number, but Y isnt a very good texter. 4. What the hell is X supposed to do? Please, I need help!
•That awkward moment when the one guy you absolutely can't stand and the girl you have an unbelievable crush on are flirting with each other =/
•Nonsense nonsense. Loud and obnoxious. Everybody knows I'm a narcissistic monster.
•That awkward moment when you realize you are the kind of asshat girls always complain about...
•Suite Occupiers, one last thing. You can take your games with you and occupy your own room.
•So I don't know who the man behind Athena Ducockis is, but I want to meet her. I'm an aspiring drag queen and I want to be her understudy. If you are her or know her, lemme know.
•I do not understand your obsession with men that are clearly not interested in you. If anything you should be obsessed with the gym.
•You are fat, obnoxious, and materialistic. I have tried playing nice but if you are going to keep being an annoying and unappreciative roommate I will make your life hell.
•you guys should know how important your presence is in my life and I miss you both dearly. so stop telling people about my past and please stop being mad about it. there's nothing I can do now- it can't be changed in anyway whatsoever. and if you guys don't want to hear about it, just refer to that good old slogan "don't ask, don't tell." good day my friends.
•what the fudruckers am I going to do for 30 days without eagle rants?!?! it's the worst part about getting drunk with your grandpa.
•"I'm from Pennsylvania. Where are you from?"..."Wisconsin."..."Oh."...I got your "oh" right here. I'll give you "oh."
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