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•@"All I want for Christmas is to be able to come back for next semester" if you're who I"m thinking of, I"m hoping for you too. Good luck.
•@grammar nazi. Stop being such a dick, so I used that instead of who, it's not that big of a deal. Stop ripping on everyone for minor errors.
•"Editor’s note: Have we known each other for more than six months?" Yes [Editor’s note: Will you be at AU taking classes for the spring 2012 semester?]
•*clap clap clap, clap clap snap, clap clap clap, clap clap snap*
•@ow ride that jeep baby. that turquoise jeep baby!
•how you like your eggs?
•@HIMYM Ranter. Excellent. This will happen. Eagle Rants high five!
•@It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal: I KNEW IT!!
•@am I overreacting? yes. yes you are
•'clap clap'
•If you're a grown up tomboy stomp your feet *stomp stomp*
•ladies, let me answer one of the questions that i've heard asked at least once a day since i've gotten here: you can never find any nice guys to be with because you FRIENDZONED THEM ALL.
•@"Thank you AUSG for the free Panarea!" -You're very welcome! Come back Friday, same time and same place, for more free Panera. AUSG loves you!
•Today Salsa substituted turkey and told me it was chicken. There's something shady afoot...
•Freshmen should be quarantined during finals. If I have to hear you loudly talk about how you're failing your GenEd for one more minute, I will send you back to your terrible state school, where you really belong.
•I cannot read you. I cannot live with this any longer. If you said you wanted to be my friend and you agreed to everything else that I told you before the last break ....then goddamn act like it. Yes it's finals, and nothing big can happen, but at least SAY or SHOW something. You don't seem to understand what's going on. Soon you'll get a piece of my mind if you don't shape up.
•Have you ever noticed that some guys at AU have multiple personality disorders? I mean really don't be all cocky inside of class and then all awkward afterwards....DUDE make it clear please its Finals Week I don't have time to figure you out...thanks
•@longdistanceproblems: That's not an overreaction I'm absolutely swamped with finals work and I still Skype my gf about 2 hours every night.
•AU Career Center: Yes, I was unemployed when I finished my Master's degree and completed a grad census. Yes, I saw your two previous e-mails and received your voicemail to tell you about what I'm up to now. No, it is not appropriate for you to stalk me on LinkedIn, e-mail me about it, and ask for my salary now that I'm doing well. Not all of us want to be just another AU statistic.
•4:40, 3rd floor library. You took your charger out of the plug and then kept making eye contact with me. You even turned around walking out. ...Do I know you?
•@"Um I know it's finals and everything... Am I overreacting or is this a legitimate reason to be very upset with him?" YOU ARE NOT OVERREACTING. This would not, under any circumstances, fly in my LDR. Good luck! We ranters support you!
•Stop bragging about floorcest in Ando3north... its not funny
•For all to know and recognize, Ando3North > Ando3South > All other floors. #meow #imishmycrazymexicanslaugh
•Who is allowed to go to the founders day ball???
•@"I don't want to work, I just want to bang all these girls all day!": All I want is to find one guy to do ALL THE TIME, is there something wrong with that?? -female in need
•four days left! four days left! found out the roommate is leaving sunday, not saturday, so I will have to postpone the "my horrible study abroad roommate is out of my life forever" party another day, but I don't care! I only have four days left!!! ...and three finals.
•"I wish there was a way for D&D players to find one another." agreed. I thought about putting up a flyer or something but I'm too pussyfooted... :/
•Are all the corrections of who/that made by the same person? Because if so, you're a freak.
•Exams on the 19th? AU I hope you know you're messing with everyone's holidays.... on the plus side, I have four days to study.
•Who is Nick Rangos?? Is he really that great or are people just making fun of him?
•@PACK TIL THE END: You guys to pack something, that's for sure...
•To the person who thinks they're smart because they talked about tryptophan. Stop trying.
•To the girl who is whining about her boyfriend who doesn't like her. Shut up.
•I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.
•cuddle puddles make me uncomfortable
•I WISH I WAS GETTING FROZEN YOGURT WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOT WRITING THREE ESSAYS :( :( :( :(!!
•I just called Nick Rango's mom at phonathon.
•Okay, from what I've gathered, the annoying people talking about cats on LaL are from Hughes 4. Go away. Your repetitive e-Harmony Cat Lady references are not funny anymore and only serve to anger me while I'm procrastinating. Troll harder.
•Neil Kerwin...is SANTA CLAUS? I had no clue!
•@Am I the only one whose parents haven't paid for some of their eduction? You aren't alone, but its possible its just you and I. And for those who are curious, I work so I can send money home to my family.The Great Recession hit us harder than most people here will ever understand. Sometimes I resent the people here who complain about "what does 52K/yr get me?"
•Oh my goodness, nobody has ranted about Tim McBride in the longest time!! He sure was looking good in that AU Holiday video, huh? :)
•I love how the smiley faces on Eagle Rants are looking up towards the sky. They look so dreamy. See? -----> :)
•To the sadistic scoundrel that unscrewed all the powdered flavors at the Dav so it would completely spill out into my entire cup of coffee. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MESS WITH SOMEONE'S COFFEE DURING FINALS?!?!?!?
•Anyone ever seen the graffiti in the women's bathroom in the Anderson Computer Lab? It's kinda cool.
•I've put so much time and effort into being with you. I've tried so hard to spend time with you, I've tried so hard to become the person you want me to be, and now I'm just exhausted. I love you, but I'm becoming more and more sure that you love who you think I can be.
•I CANNOT wait for Nate Bronstein to come back. Holy crap.
•"@Anderson 3 North is the most floorcestual floor on campus. - would you like a chart?" Anderson 5outh tops 3 North- we have a chart.
•Pardon me, I just want to get this off my chest in advance, sort of as a preemptive strike... Twenty Twelve. NOT Two Thousand Twelve. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE PEOPLE.
•I finally saw you away from all your brothers, and I was too scared to approach you. Oh well, maybe next semester...
•Whoever referred to Aaron Rodgers as A-Rod, NO NO NO!!! That nickname belongs to one of the most despicable human beings to ever play professional sports, do NOT confuse the great Aaron Rodgers with that horrible excuse of a human being.
•Studying? No thank you!
•Is it me or is there a huge lack of interesting clubs here?
•I'm marrying my AU college boyfriend someday soon. Lame?
•Will the real @FakeAUSG please stand uuuup?!
•If I made a petition to have myau. email/text us whenever a final grade was posted, would you sign it? It would make my life so much less stressful right now.
•I rant because every time I try to go through the doorway between the bookstore and the stairwell by the Tavern, I narrowly (and awkwardly) avoid crashing into someone. It's a high traffic area, can't we just have a doorway there wide enough to fit two people?!
•Things I will do this winter break: Borrow books from a normal library with normal people books. Read for pleasure. Read slowly, savoring each page. Things I will not do this winter break: Pay exorbitant amounts of money on textbooks. Read for a class. Frantically skim the first sentence of each paragraph. Suck it, professors.
•True Life: My roommates are slobs. GET ME OUT OF THIS TRIPLE!! Break can't come fast enough...
•@"Stop pacing outside my room while you're on the phone! I can hear your entire conversation and I"m trying to study" Um are you incapable of opening the door and asking him/her to talk somewhere else? It's not that hard.
•What is the "duck face"?
•I also think your limp is adorable, and you are a really sweet guy. To last week's girl, back off he's gonna be mine soon. (hopefully)
•I would get up and study buuuut... I have a cat on my lap.
•@"So it's not about why they "didn't" or why they won't "help", it's simply because some can't." Actually not all parents are poor martyrs. My parents have plenty of money to pay for my college but choose not to because they would rather spend it on yachts and private jets. So I was trying to see if the ranter from the other day is in this same position. Because so far I have found no one who can relate to my situation and I would really like to know if there are others like me.
•@HonestlyCurious, my parents just don't have the money. (& I have 2 younger siblings - they definitely don't have 3x the money) It'll be difficult, but in the end I'll feel better knowing I did this for myself. :)
•LikeALittle, my new favorite thing to read as I procrastinate studying for my finals. Suggestion: everyone should check it out
•@"underneath all that crap, there's a good person that just wants to be loved." OMGF. It's person WHO. Not person THAT. Please leave this school and come back when you graduate third grade.
•I hate how no one comments on eagle rants anymore. I remember a few years ago how there would be like 20 comments on each eagle rants page. But now the stupid eagle makes you register to leave comments and it deters people form leaving comments and giving advice to the people ranting for advice. So sad.
•#dozingduringfinals Started falling asleep during my Calc2 final the other day; opened my eyes to see I'd written ?georg... Not sure where I was going with that.
•@"Yayyyyy! I think I love you.(in a totally platonic non creepy way)" I love you too! :) And you always have my support - rock on!
•I've been with you for 4 years and you are the love of my life and my soul mate in every way. But I feel scared by the thought that if you ever left me I would for sure kill myself because I could never live with the pain of no longer having you in my life and having you as my soul mate. I realize this sounds pathetic, but I don't know how to not feel this way. I don’t want my happiness to be so dependent on you. But why are you so damn perfect?
•"If you only knew I'd sacrifice my bleeding heart before I'd lose you."
•How long can a guy legitimately be "busy"? Is 7 days in a row legitimate, or am I just not getting the clue that he just really doesn't want to talk to me (his girlfriend of 2 years).
•No one knows how scared I am of myself.
•I wish I could tell you the truth. But instead I have to put on an act so that I can be good enough for you until you and you will pick me over everyone else.
•@"I won't eat until you love me." That's emo. But I like dark girls, so I'm very attracted to you now.
•Please don't stop loving me. I'm scared of what I would do to myself...
•I come up with new sex fantasies every time I see you. I let you do whatever sex moves you want on me. I try to give you everything I can think to give. What more do you want from me? Why am I still not good enough for you?
•Cute guy in my ID class who is a male cheerleader, please please don't be gay. I understand because we go to AU, that you're statistically more likely to be gay, and that there's nothing wrong with it... but if you aren't lets get past the pleasantries and come talk to me.
•To the person who keeps flipping out about people who use "that" instead of "who": I wasn't the one who posted any of those things, but I don't ever remember learning that rule. Not everyone received an extensive education in grammar. Personally, I would love to learn more grammar rules... but you could be nicer about it...
•#otherrantingschools Ke Kalahea, the student newspaper at the University of Hawai‘i at Hilo and Hawai‘i Community College has a section called Rants & Raves.
•Residents: I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend! Stop knocking on my door at 3am!
•#otherrantingschools The East Carolinian, which appears to be East Carolina University's student newspaper, has a section called Pirate Rants.
•I know why God gave women mouths, but I don't understand why they gave them vocal cords. Some cruel joke I suppose. You owe us a RIB!
•L, I'm sorry I never built up the courage to tell you that you're beautiful. -your shy (but so shy I'm outgoing) crusher
•@you wanna be on top? I Prefer bottom. Love the tyra reference! - bottom's up ;p
•Why does someone confess their love for me during the last week of EVERY semester? Come on, you should have figured out how awesome I am a long time ago.
•There was a check for Shi Travel Agency on the main indoor stairs of McKinley this (Thurs) morning. There was no one around that wasn't taking exams, so I just put it on a chair by the stairs. Whoever dropped it, I really really hope you find it.
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