•Aren't we past the age where the silent treatment is considered appropriate? Real mature.
•@"Where are all the snazzy events where I can re-wear all of my high school homecoming dresses and my fabulous collection of heels?" The annual Founder's Day Ball is February 25th from 7-11 pm. Location to be announced following break. Formal attire. GET CLASSY AND SEE YOU THERE! #partyandpartyandyeah
•@"anderson third floor is too much to handle." #winning: ando3north, or ando3south??
•@smoker who is afraid of throwing a cigarette in the trash can because it could start a fire: Do you seriously not notice all of the smoker poles around campus that are designed for you to put your used cigarettes in?
•Who is that mysterious Harry Potter kid? Why doesn't he ever dance naked around me?
•i love being a virgin.....lols
•Anderson 3 North is the most floorcestual floor on campus.
•@"Annoyed person that is far from impressed." It's annoyed person WHO, not annoyed person THAT. Please learn how to write/talk.
•i peed in the drinking fountain on 4th floor centennial
•I am the man who arranges the blocks. Let's do it, history final!
•Dear Anderson 3 North, Please continue throwing up in weird places - shower - sink - elevator - garbage disposal - washing machine - dryer - closet - ceiling tile - the chair in the lounge - the microwave - the skype hole - my sock
•@"To buy a sprite from the Letts vending machines you have to press C4. This amuses me immensely." Why does this amuse you?
•@GodmadeEvolution: saying "God did it" to everything you don't understand isn't a very scientific way to solve the problem... if scientists did that, there would be no progress.
•Really, you want to bring up the creation/evolution debate now, in the eagle rants section?
•My roommate is able to correctly guess which Rants are mine, even when I haven't told her I posted one. Hi there, by the way.
•The AU Methodists caroling in TDR last night were great! I'm not religious, but you guys sounded really nice :)
•@”Am I the only one whose parents have not paid for any part of my education? Because I honestly feel like I am.” Why didn’t they pay (or help you pay)? Are you mad at them for not paying? – honestly curious
•When I walk into a room, I own it!
•Why do you keep asking me questions when it's so clear that I'M WRITING SOMETHING? Jesus man it isn't hard to tell that I am focusing on something else.
•"The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." Treaty of Tripoli, approved unanimously by Congress and signed by John Adams in 1796. lrn2history GOP candidates.
•@Packers Fan: shayamouf and huyamouf
•Our eyes met and you smiled at me like you knew me. I was walking in on the 3rd floor of the library at about 4pm. Do I know you from somewhere or were you just being polite?
•The MPC is the hottest place on campus by far. Makes for great naked naps.
•"Editor’s note: Are we Facebook friends?" Yes. And if you stop this, I will unleash Hell! Next question [Editor’s note: This editor is slightly afraid. Threats = scary. Are you a girl?]
•Nice eyebrows are sexy.
•KNOPE 2012
•Person sitting next to me during the exam, I saw you picking your nose and eating the boogers. Just letting you know, we aren't in 5th grade anymore. It's gross.
•@girl who wants to wear old homecoming dresses, ever heard of greek life? crush, semi formal, formal... i'm sure you can get good use out of your dresses and heels.
•sounds like someone's parents are...chintzy
•hey boy. when i ask you to hang out that means that i really like you. catch on!
•I ripped the most expensive jeans I have ever bought today. And I got them on Black Friday. Today rocks.
•I can't think of anything to rant about except that I'm very tired. Like starting to see things that aren't there, tired.
•So I'm going abroad in the spring, and I'm kinda sad that this will be my last weekend in the district coming up. I just want this upcoming weekend to be epic, is that so wrong?
•Dear Salsa - Would it kill you to have more than two people up here when the line is at ten-plus? Yours, Hungry hungry hippo
•Even though I'm excited to go abroad next semester, I'm going to miss AU so much! When I come back I'm going to be a senior and that freaks me outtttt
•I can't wait for you to be back so we can make sandwiches together again.
•There are a bunch of weirdos at phonathon tonight.
•I would stop playing minesweeper if I wasn't so FREAKING GOOD AT IT.
•I miss Lost.
•That awkward moment when you realize the one that you want has put you on limited profile.
•Finals + cramps = very unhappy situation. FML.
•If you are planning on leaning on a member of the same gender make sure it's not on an AU shuttle bus - the bus driver will call you out for "not sitting up straight" even though people at the front of the bus are asleep taking up 3 seats.
•Dear Editor, Where's the love? Hungrily, Jennifer Lawrence [Editor’s note: Hahaha. Fave actress #2!]
•the awkward moment when my roommate walks in on me having a threesome. knock next time...
•You're the kind of guy that could break my heart in an instant, it's probably why I'm so attracted to you.
•Dear British girl from Anderson. It is an elevator, not a lift. I don't know you but I want to hit you when I hear you tell your friend to say it in "proper english".
•lets smang it girl.
•AU biddies: how you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?
•Touched... for the never first time.... anyone else like that out there? I really felt ready to be intensely intimate when I got to college. It's been a year and a half and nothing...but I have never felt more ready. I practically let you know that I am ready to have that with you on a silver platter... and you've done nothing. Everyday I contemplate whether or not you're worth it.
•I think my love square just became a love pentagon... =(
•Dear people, the hallway right outside my room is not the appropriate space for you to hold speakerphone conversations. I can hear you, I'm trying to get work done, and you're not even from this floor. Someday I will come out there and make you feel REALLY awkward. Signed, a disgruntled student just trying to study
•Does anyone else here listen to ska? All my friends back home listen to it, and I miss having someone to skank with.
•That awkward moment when you realize you forgot your towel as you are already showering and have to dry yourself with your dirty clothes
•Procrastinating studying for one final by studying for an easier one...you know it's bad.
•meow.
•That awkward moment when someone walks in on you while you are using the bathroom and you don't know whether or not to wait for them to leave or rush out the door #awkward
•to the lovely ladies of Letts 3rd floor who complain every time someone from Anderson uses their bathroom, suck it up. We don't complain every time you use our laundry or run through the hallway at 2 in the morning and rip signs from our doors so do me a favor and relax.
•Historical figures I have a crush on, edition 1: Voltaire, Raphael, those that participated in the Parisian Uprising (but only as depicted in Les Miserables)
•Dude, I lied last night. Of course it's not ok.
•I wish you two would just get together already and stop beating around the bush. You guys would be perfect cuddle buddies, just admit it :) Best of luck! #FinalsLove
•BLAH BLAH BLAH CHARLES DARWIN WHO ARE YOU
•@"parents have not paid for any part of my education" Me too! (Well, my parents paid for my applications, and they drive me here, and my mom is great about making me food and buying me my favorite pens for Christmas...) Anywayy, financial aid & student loans #forthewin! Feel proud.
•To Enemy #2: I'm sorry that I had to work, putting lights on tiny ballerinas, and could not be at the holiday party to receive the iTunes card I won. You owe me.
•#occupy1010
•To Whom It May Concern: No it is not rude for me to correct your pronunciation of the name of an African tribe when you are trying to talk about it, stop whining and be glad I'm willing to do it at all.
•Dear Christine from TDR, You really brighten our mornings with your smile when we see you after our all-nighters. Love, the residents of Anderson 3 South
•re: just saying, the best song to get you pumped to study for finals, in my opinion, is Mulan's 'I'll Make a Man Out of You YES. Every finals week since freshman year (I'm a senior now) my roommate and I have derived great inspiration from this song. LET'S STUDY TOGETHER!
•To the person who stole my car and apartment keys out of the JFC lockers today. I'm going to find you...
•pudding
•It's three agencies of government when I get there that are gone: commerce, education, and the um, what's the third one there, let's see . . . oh five? The um, um, EPA, there you go. . . . . the third agency of government I would do away with, the education, the uh, the uh, commerce, and let's see. I can't, the third one. Oops.
•CAN AU GET RID OF THIS MICE/RAT PROBLEM IN HUGHES ALREADY I CAN"T SLEEP IN MY OWN ROOM :'( :'(
•No sleep for the past two days? Must be finals week.
•@HIMYM Marathon. Yes. This is going to happen. and it will be Legen-wait for it....
•.....wait for it........
•.....DARY!
•Did You mean St.Croix Country Day School? If so, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS we exist!!!!!!!!
•That awesome moment during finals when you realize you're not pregnant!
•As a TA, let me encourage you students to make a move after the final! ;)
•Your wide smile makes my heartache. Your blue eyes make me melt. Your voice makes me remember. I still love you.
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