•I just want to talk to you like a normal human being instead of tripping over my tongue when I meet your eyes.
•Is it just me or do you feel the sexual tension too?
•I'm part of the 99% that procrastinated all this work until the end of the semester and tries to rid ourselves of the blame by focusing on how much work we have to do, instead of WHY we have to do it right NOW.
•I'm a freshman and I consider most people on the east coast REALLY weird. And I see all the freshman everyday because this is a small school. #needtotransfer #california
•What am I going to do without seeing President Rangos for over a month? #longdistancerangoslove?
•@Nothing good happens after 2 am: How I met your mother ;) Want to have a marathon sometime???
•I know lil wayne, i'm Creole!
•damn you winter break, just when i finally got up the courage to finally talk to him YOU SNEAK UP BEHIND ME AND RUIN EVERYTHING! Who knows whats going to happen during the month when we are both out of the country :(
•Dear Editor, I have a girl crush on you too. Love, Elizabeth Olsen [Editor’s note: Elizabeth Olsen is totes this editor’s fave actress.]
•I don't think you know what I want. Once you hear me out, I think you will change your mind and go along with it all. A month is a long time and it will eat me alive not knowing how you sincerely feel... in all honesty. If think I am as young as my age, you're wrong. Just please listen, you mean more to me than you think.
•To buy a sprite from the Letts vending machines you have to press C4. This amuses me immensely.
•@"Considering napping in the library: DO IT. i did it. definitely no shame.
•You know what sucks? The Creationism vs. Evolution debate. I have a solution for all of you: God created evolution. There. Everyone wins.
•@might set trash on fire: Fair enough, didn't think about that. There's gotta be some way to prevent littering while being safe about that though. If not someone should come up with one.
•I honestly have no idea why so many people ask me for relationship advice. I've never been in a relationship before
•I've come to a conclusion: fantastic things happen at Monticello...especially when ugly xmas sweaters and tequila are involved. Thumbs up for another night to remember. #jkwhathappened?
•i always have the urge to walk to the quiet floor and just let a huge, loud fart rip and then walk out
•Why is it impossible to find a place to poop in peace and quiet on this campus?
•@new Bastion fan: i'm glad! when finals end i'd highly recommend checking out the game if you haven't already, it's a great story.
•Stop filling my inbox with all this textbook swap or whatever bull. It's really wonking annoying and even if I owned my own textbooks I wouldn't sell them to you.
•am i the only person annoyed by the people who won't whisper on the quiet floor? if you can't read the sign, let me explain it to you: SHUT UP.
•AUTO! I hate you!
•I hate it when people leave rants that aren't rants- "I love AU so much. I'm so glad I didn't go to my state school where everyone... has the same political views.... At AU I get to meet people from all over the country and all over the world.... So glad I chose AU." This paper toots the University's horn enough as it is. I come to Eagle Rants for a DISSENTING OPINION, dammit!
•Weekend eagle rants are the best thing ever!
•YES TO THE GRAFFITI ROCK
•It was my last weekend at AU before going Abroad...and none of my friends cared...
•just saying, the best song to get you pumped to study for finals, in my opinion, is Mulan's 'I'll Make a Man Out of You'
•Am I the only one whose parents have not paid for any part of my education? Because I honestly feel like I am.
•Why is my unwanted suitor trying to hang out with me more than my friends? There is a problem here.
•People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.
•You always complain about not getting a rant here but you never read them when I write one about you!! Ugh, you're impossible and I can never please you
•That awkward moment when you and your roommate accuse each other of writing the same Rant.
•I wish it was easier to pretend some people didn't exist.
•Twenty questions with the Editor is getting annoying. Editor, don't feed the troll monster. Ignore this person! [Editor’s note: Don’t worry, already considering it.]
•Where are all the snazzy events where I can re-wear all of my high school homecoming dresses and my fabulous collection of heels?
•Anybody on the second floor of the library have a pen I can borrow?
•Creepy senior, please stop texting me. Single doesn't mean I'm looking for somebody.
•Last night (Saturday night, Sunday morning) I shared an elevator ride with an extremely chivalrous and kind military man in Leonard. Round 1:30am. If you remember, and felt some sort of connection, rant back. I love a man in uniform.
•According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because theres alkynes of people
•If you are a Packers fan, give a shout out for A-Rod and the crew! 13 and 0 ALL THE WAY!
•I am in love with my TA, dear lord. what a gosh darn stud. I always thought this whole "oh, I like my TA" thing was silly, but mmm, girl, I would pay for that.
•The WONK campaign sucks. But I gotta make sure to catch the Eat Wonky truck before I leave for winter break. (There's no cognitive dissonance there, right?)
•Silent study lounges need sound proof walls. Girls in the hallway: what are you DOING.
•Why does everyone hate on Football? It's a great way to exercise, have fun, and work out pent-up aggression and stress! So please don't hate on it just because you're jaded, unathletic, and got picked last for kickball in in 5th grade.
•TEDDY PLEASE POST ANOTHER BLOG POST I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LIFE
•This weekend was the best. I can conquer anything now.
•I have to wait in the lounge to sign a stupid form and I can't leave to study and everyone in the lounge is talking at the top of their freaking lungs and can't shut up.
•secretly - no, publicly - I'm hyperproud of convincing my 7y.o. cousin to be my penpal. procrastinating on studying by drawing him a picture of us riding a woolly mammoth? YES.
•That awkward moment when everyone thinks you were a lot drunker than you actually were.
•"You didn’t specify yes/no questions. But fine, are you in SOC?" Yes [Editor’s note: Are we Facebook friends?]
•mrrrroow!
•Seize the day. For the pure reason that life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
•#OccupyNickRangos
•To the cute blonde girl in the Renaissance and Revolutions class, You are absolutely adorable. You're sweet, smart, and everything I want. Will you go on a date with me?
•FINALS MAKE ME HORNY... why do I have to possess such a high standard of morals that I won't allow myself to jump the guy that lives across the hall?!?!? I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY!!!!
•I like you more than I'll ever let on, even though I tell you how much I like you all the time.
•I can't stop thinking about you, boy who I flirted with in college writing class last semester. It's been so long, and I rarely see you, but you were perfect for me. Just so you know. I wonder if you ever think about me...
•I may be a little bit of a biddie, but you're a cheater. So don't judge because what you do is way worse than anything I've done.
•When I write a dissertation or I become a doctor and have to write articles because being a doctor requires it, I'll make sure to make them one column, double spaced, easily accessible, free, and make sure its edited by three people- A professor in English, a professor in my field, and a professor in education. That way I’m sure that I'm clear and concise, I make sure that my paper is something new and innovative to the field and is accurate yet debatable, and make sure that its simple and understandable to even a senior in high school.
•I know you don't like me as more than friends, and I know I have a boyfriend, but every time you talk, I take my earphones out just to hear your voice.
•Before I came to AU I was already addicted to Dating in the District entries. Someone bring them back!
•Dear beautiful post back in my bio class who lives with his identical twin-- you are so sexy. Let's be friends. Or at least introduce me to your twin brother. ;)
•STFU with all the finals stuff! Everybody is in the same boat so get over it. No one is trying to compete and top everyone else by having the most finals! Take them, be done with them, enjoy your vacations!
•really AU?! you kick me out of ward first cause it is closed and then at 4 in the morning you kick me off the second floor of MGC cause it is "closed" as well? do you think that i am going to vandalize or steal something when i'm trying to study for my finals?
•"anderson third floor is too much to handle." #winning
•I find it mind-boggling that the biddies next door can't wake up to an alarm repeating the same ten seconds of some crappy pop song for fifteen minutes. It wakes me up through the wall, how are you still asleep!?!
•That awkward moment when a group of people you just met start talking about things they can't imagine someone doing... and you've done all of those things.
•@Real metaphysics--I think I love you.
•Seven days left abroad!!!! I know I should be sad, but by now you've seen my countdown and know last week was really hard for me. Five finals and a week stand between me and the good ol' US of A!!!
•You were a mistake I had to make.
•To my two professors who just gave our class 4 and 6 day extensions on the final papers, respectively, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUUUUUU. (Yes, I have finished both already but I really wanted to work on them some more.)
•I don't want to go home for break AT ALL. I have too much fun at AU, and I'm going to miss my friends so so much when I go abroad next semester :(
•'Tis the season to zealously check for your grades to be posted. Fa la la la la, la la la laaaa.
•Why, whenever I'm attracted to confident, outgoing guys, do they turn out to have the worst self-confidence problems? I wish I wasn't a nice enough person to stick around and help them through it. It's not what I signed up for.
•Finals aren't actually that bad when you drink your way through them like a man...
•That awkward moment when... you nerdgasm because you realize that, although you can't solve this math problem, you DO finally know how to make Mathematica solve it for you.
•dear God, Zia's Song is stuck in my head and it's such a pleasurable torment. Na NA na na nahAaa.
Rant here!
