•@seniors in sororities are pathetic: So what...do you suggest girls in sororities disafilliate during their senior year? Obviously you don't understand the system very well...
•meow meow meow.
•@The person who responded to my post about the creepy graduate student: Good thing it's not just me. Did he ask to sit by you and then proceed to ask your full name in order to "find you on facebook?" Oh, and now I dread the shuttle. Awkward conversations are not okay.
•That awkward moment when you have to explain to your boyfriend that no, the brown marks on your palms aren't dirt, they're callouses from lifting weights.
•You're conveniently sick whenever you have to give a presentation. If we didn't all find you annoying before, we do now. - disgruntled art history major
•Studying abroad in Scandinavia this semester has taught me how understanding and accepting people can be. The fact that Anders Breivik has been declared insane doesn't surprise me and neither does the fact that he will probably not go to jail. People are are extremely civil. Perhaps others could take note...
•I think you're so cute with your homemade pb&j sandwich in a wonder bread container with apple sauce in class.
•I am part of the 99%....whose tired of the 1% yelling on the quad
•@I’m over trying to save our friendship. It’s too bad you’re willing to sacrifice something that was once so great because you refuse to acknowledge that there’s a problem. I'm with you on this one. Its sad that some people are too immature to recognize there a problem and try to work through it.
•It's funny that since females other than your mom have started noticing you the hidden tool within has revealed itself entirely. I know the guy you were when you came here wouldn't like the new you. #standards-learntogetsome
•@"If you’re buying a vintage fur vest the animal was already dead." Wow, you lack every bit of common sense. Obviously the animal is already dead. Buying fur contributes to the demand to kill more animals. If people are buying fur, then the fur company will continue to kill more animals for more fur. If no one buys it, they will go into another industry. So sad that you don't understand this basic concept.
•I met you on the shuttle and we talked about Othello and you had an awesome tie and you were really cute, but I didn't get your number or your last name :(
•At the sad person who thinks the fashion column was a "joke". Um it was definitely serious. The fashion column is not satire. And as for the animal who as killed to make the fur coat being already dead, wow, just wow. We should probably protesting the was in Iraq too right? I mean soldiers are already dead, so we can't bring them back right? Oh wait, there are other soldier who could die. Just like there are OTHER ANIMALS who could be killed because people like YOU don't stand up against immoral practices like fur.
•@girl in psyc class ranting about people behind her talking during class: instead of ranting about them, why don't you just ask them to be quiet?
•Dear poetry person: I'm really sorry there are so many mean people on here who say rude things about your poetry. Hopefully people will be just as rude to them sometime about something they work hard on and then they will know how it feels. Keep your head up. Ignore the haters.
•Dear AU Students wearing winter jackets with scarves and flip flops, I'm confused.........
•To the ranter who corrected the grammar of the "freshman girl biddie" post, I like you. Good work.
•@"get a real major" Because your major obviously taught you 1. To appreciate the arts, creativity, and diversity in expression; and 2. decent grammar. I do believe you mean "what play YOU'RE practicing for"
•hey hey hey. call me biddies.
•When I got to AU it felt way bigger than high school... now I can't go around the effing corner wihout seeing people I REALLY NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN
•@"The letter to the editor about fur is actually a joke." I'm not going to debate you via Eagle Rants; that's what the comments section on the article is for.
•To the guy who asked me to claim him at Anderson-- Sorry I was too much of a goody two-shoes to agree. I thought you were cute though-- if that makes up for anything and I hope you got a friend to let you in >.
•@"Lonely, straight guy" I think the problem is there are lonely heterosexuals, of both genders, who are just afraid to make the first move. It's like the other gender is North Korea; we know they're not that big of a threat but we also know that they're kinda crazy. >.
•Person who 'clapped' back: Thanks for joining, it was reassuring to know there are others not telling everyone about their bisexuality. :)
•Anyone else tempted to sign up for DMS because of the video on their homepage? That cartoon is so convincing!
•@The rant about AP credits: This ranter used "suck" not "sucked" to refer to their high school teachers. Are we letting HS students rant now? Students that won't actually attend AU for another 9 months? WHAT?!?!
•To the person who thinks seniors are pathetic for still being in a sorority: At this point, seniors have put a lot into their organization. Plus alumni networks tend to be pretty good. Not about to disaffiliate the last year and lose access to that. STFU about things you clearly know nothing about.
•Nick Rangos IS Anderson Hall
•I just realized this is my last summer before entering the real world. :(
•WTF is up with people at AU wearing sweatshirts from other colleges??! I really don't get it! Are you trying to show you're better than everyone else and don't wanna be here or just simply being cheap and not getting an AU hoodie? FYI you're at AMERICAN not X-State or Whatever-U!! #AUpride #nosenseofcommunity
•Dante, which level of hell do you want us to reach this year?
•My friend, you can't escape destiny
•Dear person by themselves and taking up an entire table at the library, WHY?! Sincerely, Me and my friends want to sit together
•Egypt, calm down! I WANT TO VISIT YOU!!!!
•JFC rules suck. i like to work out for longer than 30 minutes and its annoying to switch machines
•NO. NO. NO. Please reformat the rants from Nov 28th. it hurts my eyes!!!!!! [Editor’s note: It’s reformatted, but the rant box had to go. For some reason, it messes up the code some days.]
•Lots of relationship-related rants lately, reminds me that this time last year I was trying to figure that out. Is there something about this time of year for that? Like, after you've had 3 or so months to get to know people it happens?
•"•@REDWAAAAALLLLL That made my week. Let’s do coffee." Well, that was my rant. I think it's both hilarious/horrifying that I just got asked out on a date via Eagle Rant.
•I make it rain at the Phonathon
•If you are goddamn friends, like ACTUAL, good, known for 10 months friends with someone, then goddamn say AT LEAST hello & how are you to them. Especially if you are in the same study shop/area/ for at least two hours. And you can sit next to me to study. I don't bite.
•@"I love the state of Utah and its people, and if you don’t like either of those make sure you actually VISIT Utah before you go about making assumptions about people you have never met in a state you have never been to."- Right on! I'm tired of people asking if my family is polygamist...Gracias :) - Utonian
•This may be creepy, but the person who was on the computer before me submitted a rant and now I feel compelled to rant about them. You left sweat on the keyboard.
•One day I'm going to work up a nice big fart, let it rip on the 2nd Floor of the library and walk out.
•Stop flirting!!
•Okay, so now I'm on datemyschool... >.> I feel as though nothing has changed... at all. But hey, least I can say that I tried, right?
•Christmas is coming The goose is getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you!
•Only nineteen more days till the next break!! Wait... I have four finals and a paper due. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge muffins. Guess who's going to become and insomniac?
•I will be your Daniel Jackson!!! We have to meet! My Ha'Tak is in orbit, and I have a ring platform in the basement of the library by the table nearest the Media Services desk. Meet me there!
•@Is there a viral status for that: I was thinking the same thing - I don't think it's socially acceptable to say "It's roommate week - I'm switching rooms next semester for a reason!" (P.S. Maybe our roommates would get along, your description matches how I would describe my self-centered roommate)
•To the ranter who wrote: (nov 30th rants) "there once was a spoiled brat Whose actions made us ask WHAT? Etc etc" A counter-limerick: Your lack of structure amazes me If poet is what you intend to be Count syllables dude Your rhymes are quite rude If your style persists I'll punch thee -LL
•@You pay your friends Eaglebucks: They way you wrote it could also read 'friends that accept eaglebucks and places that accept eaglebucks. relax. its funny. just laugh. not everything is a personal attack...
•Stephen Colbert singing Sondheim lyrics is the sexiest thing I've ever seen tbh. #haterstotheleft
•smh at the girl in my health class who doesn't know how to pronounce the word "cholera." Don't kids ever play Oregon Trail anymore?
•Dear roommate, just because I practice amusement park management and roller coaster physics doesn't mean you can glare down at me from your judge's podium. I am a free person goddammit! Maybe you should look in the mirror and consider how you practice killing mythical creatures and finding love in a hopeless place before you judge my financially successful exploits...
•I like the TDR cookie jars.. now everytime I go to grab a cookie I sing "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar..." quietly to myself. gotta look on the brightside, friends.
•Write two sentences, fifteen minute internet break. Rinse, lather, repeat.
•Eagle Rants is NOT for epic poetry. Please take note.
•@all-nighter who hates the birds singing in the morning. I was sitting in the library this morning/last night, and heard them and I couldn't agree more. Its the sound of defeat. lol
•You can stop singing Annie songs on the LA quad any time now.
•To the TDR Cookie Jar man, I really couldn't agree more. The cookie situation was at its peak when they were out on the plates. I don't want every person to stick their hand in there getting germs all over my double chocolate cookie. Sincerely, Fellow plate enthusiast
•Stop singing loudly at 2 am on the LA quad. I'm not doing anything of importance... it's just annoying.
•Captain's Log: 1:45 AM.WHAT IS UP with the people outside Anderson screaming songs from "Annie" and "Hedwig's Theme" from Harry Potter? I need to get up at 7 tomorrow. Is this real life?
•@"Also that kind of horror at the Holocaust Museum": I've been involved with a program at USHMM, and we have a special exhibit (Daniel's Story) which introduces the Holocaust to children in a more watered-down aspect. I wouldn't say that introducing the Holocaust to kids is necessarily a bad thing; it's important to study and learn from past atrocities.
•Say excuse you when you break wind or belch in front of another person, that includes me and I do try to do the same. It is common decency and you really ought to pick it up if you want to be successful with the opposite gender.
•Hey, when I feel like being chatty and friendly in the library, I go to a floor designated for moderate noise level and group study. Why is there such a large population of people who do not seem to be able to do this and instead insist on having loud conversations on the quiet floor? I can understand a little talking, but it's been an hour. Sincerely, there's a time and a place.
•SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
•Dear AUTO, It would be better for the University to pay a student a little bit of money, charge a little bit more for the vans and have a working system as opposed to having no one paid for the job, free vans, but a really non-functioning system. Seriously, AUTO has ruined my semester.
•no more wednesday organic market (sad face)
•I'd rather be dead than be chronically ill with lupus, and I haven't told my three closest friends I've been diagnosed with lupus because I know they'd never believe me. They want me to drop out of school and get mental help. I don't need mental help I need social support right now to gossip and stop thinking about the fact that my ticker is ticking.
•Why is every place on campus out of black and white cookies!?!?
•Right now Face to face All my fears Pushed aside And right now I'm ready to spend the rest of my life With you Why can't I have a cute hipster guy? That's really all I want.
•hey floormates, i know i don't hang out with you, but feel free to return my "hello!"s in the hallways every once in a while...
•Oh World Politics, if you don't know anything about China than just stay out of the way of those of us who do, you won't look so foolish otherwise.
•zomg. box lunch's mini apples legit made my day.
•There are bloody foot prints in the bathroom. And still no one believes me that this place is haunted.
•STOP BEING SUCH PRICKS AU!HAVING POLITICAL OPINIONS DOESN'T MAKE YOU THE COOLEST PERSON EVER! AND SHUT THE HELL UP ACTIVIST KIDS!YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP!NOBODY LIKES YOU!
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