Editor’s Note: After repeated requests to publish Eagle Rants each day, rather than seven days worth of Rants once a week, The Eagle will publish Rants once a day this week. This is a trial period and Rants will not necessarily continue as such after this week.
• In the defense of the editors. I don't care that the Rants weren't posted ‘til the wee hours of the night! For an entire week I am getting Rants everyday, I AM NOT COMPLAINING! You guys rock!!! [Editor’s note: We love you.]
•Re: economic test coughing — Believe it or not, someone of us are so ill that cough drops don't cut it. Ricola, Halls, CVS brand cough drops … If my body wants to cough, it will and nothing can stop it.
•I'm a nice white Jewish girl who is sad because I will never be sassy or black enough to be in a filthy, degrading rap video. It's not my fault I was born this way! Sincerely, Can Still Drop-It-Drop-It Low
•Seriously … does ANYONE like SPA Leadership?
•I think I'm in a cult, and I think it is called SPA Leadership. SOS.
•Dear Multicultural Affairs, How does one request to be unsubscribed from your email list without appearing racist? Sincerely, I'm White
•I feel pathetic for having to rote learn how to interact with professors correctly because of Aspergers :(
•The past two days have had Rants from the "League of Injustice." First they took thin mints, then an umbrella. They are apparently escalating in their mischievous behavior, and must be stopped.
•We may have stained the sidewalk from the LA Quad to the shuttle stop. Our bad, it should wash out. -The League of Injustice
•You know that marker you're missing? -League of Injustice
•You know you live in a floor full of biddies when you shake the lint screen and a bunch of glitter falls out.
•From the office of a Senator, TDR would you please bring back the jalapeños. It is driving me crazy. Much love from the Undergraduate Senate Office. Bam.
•@"gAyU drag show is an embarrassment to the GLBT movement." You are ridiculous. I am gay, but I am also a human who makes my own decisions, and I choose to be a drag queen when I want to without worrying about a "movement." Say it Loud, I'm Gay and I'm Proud.
•AU Abroad is dumb.
•That awkward moment when you realize your dad is an epic Facebook troll.
•My FWS job is awesome, but my boss speaks like she's a valley girl, has terrible taste in music and likes to take off her shoes, which stink up the whole office. HELP.
•When I love all of my other classes and professors, love the people, hate the program isn't acceptable to me anymore. #occupyspaleadership
•If the professor has to wait a whole minute for someone to answer the question, that means YOU aren't answering either, so shut up about your classmates being incompetent - Someone who doesn't have their head up their butt
•While lounging asleep in my bed at 4 a.m., an unidentified intruder entered my room and proceeded to urinate on my beautiful Leonard carpet. At least you aimed for the shoebox.
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