•So my best friend from high school, who slept with every guy at the school and constantly got on my case for never dating anyone in high school, is now asking me for dating advice since she has never had a relationship for longer than a month and I have now had one for three years to the same guy (my first boyfriend). Wow how things change.
•I miss AU soooooo much. My days at AU were the happiest of my life.
•One day I'll finally graduate from college, and then I'll move somewhere where daily life is less stressful. Like Gitmo.
•I DON'T THINK PROFESSORS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN ESSAY DUE THE MONDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING BREAK.
•Dear boyfriend, I know you don't want to talk about what we're going to do when you graduate but I think its about time we do. You have one semester left, give or take a few weeks. You cannot ignore graduation forever. Stop putting things off.
•I will be ranting more poetry soon. So far I've posted four poems and a letter. I'd try and get published in AMlit but they aren't taking any more submissions according to their website. Anyways, thank you to those of you who have supported me. I've been working on some stuff over break that I think you'll like. To those of you who don't like it, so what. Its just a rant. Just scroll past. ~The Polish Poet
•First Eagle Rant!
•Funny poems are humorous. And I like laughing. Keep it up!
•Inspired by this idea I found online, whenever I pass a smoker I am going to try to fart next to them. If they make me smell their filth, I will make them smell mine. At least farts don't kill you like cigarette smoke does.
•#thatawkwardmomentwhen you're not sure if a rant is about you or not.
•Does anyone know where all the print copies of the eagle with the mouse on the cover went? They’re gone in McDowell & MGC. Were they that awesome or is there some sort of underground protest that I don't know of? I didn’t even get to read print rants…
•@Boy asks you out: Not true, girl asks standoffish and unavailable I assume she's not into me and I give up.
•Because sending your relationship problems to the Eagle Rants is a clinically proven form of stress relief.
•@Who is Nick Rangos: The hottest president Anderson Hall has ever had!!!! Plus, he's actually a really nice guy :)
•Where are all the DRs? Come back - we need you! :)
•Yes, I will be your American boy.
•The Aramark workers who clean the bathrooms are creepy. At least they do a good job...
•This is the dawning of the age of Aquarious.
•Yet another limerick: I once met a lad of great pluck Deadset on lawyerhood, he was stuck At AU he studied His dreams never muddied Yet at BAR, he was out of luck -LL
•Forever just "best friends".
•Datemyschool.com makes me feel like a creeper... I saw someone I recognized from one of my classes on there, so I clicked on his page and it alerted him that I looked at his profile. I had to delete my page due to self-inflicted shame about getting caught. At least the semester's almost over?
•The best part of thanksgiving break was my pint of shrimp lo mein and The Godfather marathon. not sure what this says about me...
•I love my fur...
•Thanksgiving break showed me that all my home friends still act like they're in high school and even though i've only been in college 4 months, the friends i made here are waaaayyyy better. -Thanksgiving revelation
•I cannot write my lesson plan in peace when there is nauseating PDA around the corner!!! Oh, now that I'm writing an eagle rant you part ways. I hope you see me writing this eagle rant, PDA offender you.
•this effing chair promotes bad posture uggghhhh my baaaacckkkk
•@"Damn it’s so boring to be in DC during Thanksgiving break.." - We have museums, monuments, the zoo, parks, and the National Cathedral all for free. On top of that there are restaurants, malls, art galleries, bike trail, shopping, malls, coffee shops, and theatres. You're telling me you can't find something to do?
•so it turns out i have no friends. being super independent
•I love cats. I love every kind of cat. I just want to hug them all but I can't. Can't hug every cat. meowwwwww
•I wish my friends at home understood what it means to be a biddie. They just don't get it. LOVEEE AU BIDDIES!
•I want to get some food but I don't want to get dressed and walk outside of my dorm room. I'm so lazy.
•Dear Roommate: (Well, not so dear because I hate you) Please stop chewing like a cow. You may call me rich and spoiled, but at least I learned manners.
•Bad news: I lost my phone. Good News: I made friend with every TSA agent in that security line (since I went through it three times).
•I missed youuuuu
•So, a continuation of the previous paranormal activity: my door handle jiggles when there's no one there. Someone or something wants to come in.
•At least my family doesn't pressure me to get a guy here now that they know what I'm up against.
•Because no one will turns down the girl who folded the napkins into cool shapes...
•TDR cookie jars? It's too much effort for me, it defeats the purpose of the cookie if I have to expend so much energy getting them out. Wow I just reread that. I need to go for a run or something.
•Dear Lecloper Hall Council: Props on naming your bathroom newsletter thing "Toilet Paper." Glad you guys finally figured out the only thing it's good for...
•Being asexual and a college student sucks <<< Yes. Yes it does.
•Also @pie: What kid of pie was it? What did this girl reply? (I remember being asked about pie but I don't remember when..)
•Dear Eagle staff: Next time you do a cover story on mice, make sure you put an actual mouse on the cover. Not a gerbil.
•Things I missed over break: friends and places that accept Eaglebucks instead of real people money. Things I didn't miss: Eaglesecure.
•ENTRAPMENT! help. School consumes the most formidable and capable years of human being. Youth, strength and ambition are channeled into writing, sitting, reading and intellectualizing instead of doing, action, and change. If there is enough food to feed the poor then why are the poor hungry? Sitting, reading a book, and writing an essay about it is not getting food into mouths any faster.. ANGER.
•the dean of students requested I meet with her. I guess my "wonktastic" eaglesecure passwords aren't amusing her or neil kerwin.
•ER, your so friendly, and funny. and you're a true mensh biddy. Seasons greetings. TL
