•forgot about the 100 word limit and as a result my awesome rant did not get published...:( BUT MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS, EAGLE RANTS EDITOR! Limits on vents should not exist! (Also, it's really annoying that you publish this super long sadsack poemsong just because it's in various parts. Stupid loop-hole.)
•BASEMENT LIBRARY COMPUTERS, KILL YOURSELVES. SO SLOW. OH MY GOD.
•@"Someone better call the wahmublance for all these wheener-whiners" I have never laughed so hard reading a rant. Thanks for being so baller.
•Dear I can’t hear myself think- I feel your pain. It's a problem. But even though the music department is one of two programs that are nationally accredited on this campus, because we're not SIS the university doesn't care. Sincerely -Music Major
•I'm a single male, gonna be on campus for Thanksgiving. Any lonely girls out there? lol
•ps: find me on southside over break
•Re: "Have fun getting 'time and a half' after law school"--thanks for that awesome newsflash! I had no idea that my disabilities limit my career choices! In all seriousness, though, your comment implies that only non-disabled people are intelligent or work hard. Your lack of empathy, and incredible ignorance, is stunning.
•I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I gave up on someone I really liked, because it was the right thing to do... morally. Just have to keep telling myself I'm a good guy. A lonely, but good guy. lol
•Phonathon - before Thanksgiving. Maybe we should just be thankful for the alumni donations we have... rather than trying to get more
•I am sitting next to the weirdest phonathoner! I just randomly tuned into her conversation with an alumni and she was talking about police raiding pornstores
•i second tav and tdr needing old bay for french fries #baltimorepride
•The multi-part rants are CHEATING! Keep it short guys, this is not the outlet for the next Odyssey.
•whats up with all of these stories and poems? these are not rants and therefore should not be posted
•You've decided to blame our floor's mouse problem on us. That's great; we've decided to lightly tap up and down on the wall whenever you have friends over.
•To the person ranting about the practice room: These are some of the nicer practice rooms I've seen in colleges. Practice rooms suck, and they don't keep out sound. You just have to get used to it. Just be happy that music stands don't have buckets of concrete around their bases and that there's actually enough room to turn all the way around. Sincerely, a disillusioned musician
•I'm never forgetting my ipod and taking the shuttle on a Sunday again. Nobody cares how drunk you were last night or that you got to open a bottle of champagne. There's no use bragging about it (really loudly) with your friends.
•Actually, I'm fantasizing about Tim McBride because I think he's genuinely nice, and the second most adorable guy I've ever seen.
•Does the Anderson Hall president need any interns? If so, I know a few girls who are willing to be VERY ambitious to get a position ;)
•Dear roommate, If you can binge drink on Thursday nights, Friday nights, and Saturday nights each week and not be an alcoholic, why can't I take a painkiller on Thursday nights, Friday nights, and Saturday nights and not be a pill addict?
•At Eagle Rants poet: I love your poetry. Keep posting it. And thanks for the artistic splurge you give us each week. :)
•I'm SO glad Nate Bronstein... *ahem* Captain American... is ranting. I miss him so. Tim McBride is boring, even with his cross-dressing. I'll be waiting for you, Captain American.
•CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE.
•To the boy who was wearing the cute She & Him t-shirt on November 21, You walked past me in the hallway of MGC outside of the radio station and I thought you looked nice. We should be friends and maybe we can wear our t-shirts on the same day. From the girl who also loves She & Him. You really got a hold on me.
•To Time-and-a-half hater: First off, I’m an undergrad. Second, you’re an idiot of you think that the ADA only provides for “Time-and-a-half” accommodations. There are obviously no “Time-and-a-half” accommodations in the work place (only in school for tests), but everyone works at their own pace, even if you don’t have a disability. If you do, the employer has to accommodate you so you can be at the same level as everyone else. And what are you implying with “not everyone has IQ in the top 1%?”
•If the Eagle allows the "Time-and-a-half" person to keep ranting about how disabled people should stop complaining about not getting the accommodations they need and deserve, I say we allow profanity, racism, and other discriminatory rants to go through. Thanks a lot Eagle for picking discriminatory rants towards disabled people over ones towards race, religion, gender, and sexuality. I sure have a lot to rant about these “Jew Lovers” and “Black” workers in TDR, Eagles Nest, and on the Shuttle Buses. How dare you “Time-and-a-half” hater, and how dare you Eagle editors.
•I mean. Keep ranting about Disabled people. I could give a s**t. But I would much rather let insulting rants be spread across the board then only let some in and keep others out. Its absurd.
•fI want to start what we spoke about already. I know it all takes time...but I feel like I was kind if indirect. And I am unsure if you got what I said.. because what I said was to mean two different meanings. I guess I can wait until after Tgiving break...but then we only have a short period of time until a much longer break. I am all about seizing the day and not waiting, but yes, these things take time. I'm so scared. But that's the beauty of it. #LETSSGOOOO
•Thank you, Eagle Rants editor, for bringing Daily Eagle Rants into existence!
•I want my goddamn turkey, mashed potatoes, and excessive overuse of dairy, plant, and animal products for Thanksgiving. If you object to my doing this then stay out of my way.
•Dear Roommate: If you are gay, disabled, not white, or transgender, I can assure you that nobody cares less than I do, put your pants back on and stop flaunting yourself.
•Forgetting to either use or buy soap for two weeks is unforgivable, and you saying that girls hit on you during this time is a lie.
•People with weird piercings: You look like some sort of African tribesman, we don't care, join normal society, especially you pretty young women defiling your noses, tongues, and God knows what else with such things.
•Attention World Politics: I do not give a damn about realism, constructivism, or liberalism, I want to get a real job... and get paid... thank you.
•You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? ROYALE WITH CHEESE. (Check out the big brain on bread!)
•Since when is the Eagle Rants page an appropriate place to submit bad poetry? Please stop.
•Dear blonde and curly pledge sister, I came on rants just to read about the other drama in the part of your life that you actually care about, but it was dumb (as spa leadership always is), and I had a thought. If you care so much about them, and their your family, why don't you stick to them? Your so self absorbed you won't get it, but stop hurting sisters that actually care about us and are more a part of our pledge class than you. Sincerely, you give me something to rant about
•What was up with the incessant honking at 2:00 am this morning? Jesus christ.
•Dear don't talk with your mouth full it is impolite, I am not made more hungry by the site of mashed-up food in someone's mouth as they talk and are one word away from spewing it in my face, so please, just stop, just goddamn do what civilized human beings do at the table.
•To people on my floor:
Some of you do absolutely nothing outside of class, get off the furniture in the common room before you start growing roots to it for God's sake.
•Sleepless Person who looks like they are five minutes from dropping dead: The solution to your misery has been and still is right in front of your face, don't even think about it, just do it.
•Dear Bottled Water Lovers, A) you can bring your own bottle for water. That's harder for soda. B) Wasting water with toilets isn't the same: That comes through pipes; Bottled water is shipped around the country burning oil, in plastic bottles made of oil that were created in coal burning plants
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