• Action stations! Action stations! Set condition 1 throughout the ship.
• Can we have a mobile optimized version of the eagle web site? Thx.
• Nothing is absolute. All in all, American is my alma mater and when I reminisce on my time there I wish desperately to be back. If you are truly unhappy either change you or your surroundings. I am proud that I was able to meet intelligent, open-minded people. God Bless American ( I made a funny!)
• I'd rather sit in my sweats and be a fatty whilst watching Disney and order in than get drunk and partay. I am OK with that finally.
• Can’t wait to get back to AU. So many other gingers there. Where my gingers at?!?!
• Dear Gathering,
I'm a Christian. I hate you.
No love,
Learnt to practice what you preach.
• Dear Gathering,
I'm not an atheist, and I still couldn't care less when your meetings are.
Signed,
Member of a Religious Organization that Genuinely Accepts, Loves, and Tries to Be Christian.
• The performance of Eagle Rants this summer has been particularly underwhelming compared to projections. I'm downgrading it to AA+.
• I MISS WVAU.
• What is the Soho coffee house?
• Dear Mr. Cheetos and World of Warcraft,
If you think rants are so pathetic, then why are you always ranting?
#getalife
• What's so pathetic about being single and wanting a relationship? Millions of college students across the world are going through the same thing. Why not commiserate together? Stop the hating.
• I start med school next week and I'm SOOO scared.
• Extremely excited to go to AU this fall, I hope I won't be let down!
• AU may have slipped to number 5 most politically active according to The Princeton Review, but what they don't realize is that Georgetown and GW smell. So there.
• Dear Eagle Rants,
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for existing in the summer. If it weren't for you, my summer would have been terrible. You gave me something to look forward to each week.
Thanks.
• Two words for you … OW-NED!
• Reading my own rants justifies my existence. It's my only reason for living. If I don't read this, consider me dead.
• All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again …
-Battlestar Galactica
• F@#$, I mean, if you can't get a date in college … what's gonna happen when you graduate????
• Apparently the ginger kid in the SG video is dating someone. Call me Jealous Wonk!
• I could have gone to AU for another year, but reading these rants made me glad I graduated. Sorry, folks.
• Gathering,
If you want to appear less like a cult, don’t play on a seesaw for an entire day. It’s just weird …
Also don’t pray in dorm lounges; it’s weird to walk in there in my boxers and see people praying. (Probably weird for you too …)
• White sheets were a mistake …
• $37 a day to move in early?!?! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!
• I am so completely unexcited to come back to D.C. Please switch to California weather, ‘kay thanks.
• Release your burden.
