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I’m tired of non-greeks saying all greeks are stupid, judgmental alcoholics. Does anyone else see the hypocrisy of judging others and calling them judgmental in the same sentence? Maybe we don’t hang out with you because you never give us a chance.

It’s scary that I learned more about women’s equality watching Glee on Tuesday night then anything that Women’s Initiative has done all year.

I’m glad its 4/20 and I’m all for legalization, but seriously, some of us have finals and papers to finish up and couldn’t participate, and you running around laughing and shouting around the hall DOES NOT HELP.

It is damn cold in the Mudbox. How am I supposed to type up this paper while shivering?!

To theater students: You do not own Katzen. Love, An Art Major

I found it amusing that in the midst of the EcoSense campaign to ban bottled water and encourage people to drink tap water, the city of D.C. advises the public of a sewage debacle/water contamination episode. Ah, irony.

Who thought it was a good idea to have all these events going on in the amphitheater? North side doesn’t appreciate it.

Sorry for all the mixed feelings I sent you this and last semester. I just have been unsure of whether or not I like you and I have come to the conclusion I want to be in a relationship with you. I hope you have feelings for me too.

Oh hey, maybe you could not PRACTICE YOUR VIOLIN DURING QUIET HOURS I HATE PEOPLE.

So, let me get this right. There are 24-hour quiet hours in my dorm now, but it’s OK to have a loud concert in the amphitheater outside of my dorm at the same time? Thanks, AU.

Can you please leave our room once in a while? I cannot deal with your constant presence.

I’M SO HAPPY GLEE IS BACK. The Madonna episode was so good!

Did anyone else see the “Intra-Jewish Dialogue” event on Today@AU? “Only open to Jews.” Seriously? I thought we were past this.

There are not nearly enough spoiled kids riding through college on daddy’s dime at this school. I for one would like to see an even greater amount of complaints related to 20 year old girls who have never worked a day in their life angered by the man putting them down. That or more on how the caf lacks skim milk for your lattes. Either or.

To the kid complaining about tree huggers getting mad about his plastic water bottles, way to ruin it for the other sane conservatives you want to have stand up with you. Wasting resources doesn’t make you conservative, it makes you a toolshed.

Wow, can I throw a temper tantrum and ruin newspapers, only to have other people clean them up, and then get my event covered on the front page?

Dolphins are not gay sharks, you deviant.

While I recognize the importance of filling out the Census, I’m pissed that it had to be done during a meeting that caused me to miss the end of Desperate Housewives on Sunday. On the other hand, I’d never filled out the Census before, which was cool to do. Boring, but cool.


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Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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