• What is with this all-day concert on Sunday. Really. Some of us who happened to get sick have tried to sleep but can't with this unnecessary music in the Amphitheater outside her window. PLEASE.
• I really don't understand why people think it is okay to talk on the phone on the quiet floor of the library.
• Dear Nate: I thought you were a good person before. Yet, when I saw you rescue the giraffe in front of a crowd of thousands? I knew you were an amazing person! Giraffe Lover
• Dear Eagle: In honor of Earth Day, could you report on the idling of AU Shuttle Buses? Captain Planet.
• Dear Eagle: Any idea why there were guys with insect killer at Wagshall's in Ward last night around 8 p.m.? Thanks, I hate DDT
• Girl on Metro: I was appalled when you said, "We shouldn't say thank you to the shuttle driver, he is just doing his job". Really? So manners and overall politeness don't matter when you work?? Spoiled prick.
• So that person ranting about how "disgusting" quadding is. "Laying outside all day just to be "seen" be everyone else, day drinking while attempting to show off your "great" body to your fellow peers." THIS SOUNDS FANTASTIC. (Except for the part about showing off your body. The quad is not a beach; put on a shirt).
• For a student body that prides itself on diversity and not being ethnocentric, AU sure doesn't have diverse political thought. I won't be silenced by tree-huggers who don't like my plastic water bottles. FELLOW CONSERVATIVES STAND UP.
• Dav iced coffee keeps me alive these days. I'm ranting out a heartfelt THANKS to all those perky, caffeinated baristas who help me stay that way. You guys are the best!
• Can we address the fact that all these super-fun senior week things are during the last week of class, when all the seniors have lots of work to be doing? Whose idea was that??
• An entire year of partying, and the only place I enjoyed it was at the "fake frat". "Popular" Greeks-stop whining about SigEp, TKE, Zete, and Sammy having friends. It's why no one cares about Pike outside of sorority girls.
• Why do half the outlets in MGC not work?!? I need to charge my computer!
• All of your smug political maneuvering means nothing in the face of the darkness that's waiting for you out there, back in the sky from whence we came. The stars own us. I'm serious. All of you put down your childish toys, your internship IDs and your booze. Start thinking.
• Dude, please air yourself out before spending all of your time before class smoking.
• Charlie Szold's an alright guy, really, but does he really deserve quite so many gushing eagle rants?
• Can everything just stop for one second? I'm not ready to graduate yet.
• How come on The Eagle we have advertisements for the University of San Francisco? If our own paper doesn't have AU Pride, how can the students?
• Dear AU, The Boston Globe reported a study today. This study proved that changing an online password to prevent an attack is a waste of time. It is the equivalent of expecting a robber who stole your house-key to wait for you to change your lock before trying to break in. Please stop forcing us to change our passwords, it is a waste of time, and has no major benefit. PLUS, nobody can remember their password after having to choose a completely different one each time. Thanks
• I'll never hook up with you again either.
• I DO NOT CARE THAT MY COMPUTER WAS RECENTLY UPDATED, I CARE THAT MY COMPUTER JUST TURNED ITSELF OFF BECAUSE I DARED TO LEAVE IT ALONE FOR 10 MINUTES TO TAKE A SHOWER!!! OBNOXIOUS!!!
• $1.10 for ONE fruit by the foot at the Mudbox?! That's highway robbery!
• Why are prospective students and their parents so rude? They always block the stairs and doorways in Katzen and give me the stink eye when I say "excuse me" and try to squeeze by.
• I don't want to take back the night. I want to take back my body ...no, my life. I'm tried of all the partying and disgusted with myself. Can I just erase the last 19 years of my life? Can I just go back and request I never be born?
• Sorry roomie, but my using my laptop at night with my headphones on shouldn't be a bother to you. All the lights are off, except for the 13-inch screen dimmed down most of the way. If you have an issue with lights when you are sleeping, wear a sleep mask! We're roommates, you have to compromise too. WORK WITH ME HERE!
• I don't sleep enough.
• Dear New Shelters at the AU Shuttle Stops: Just because six times as many men have been struck by lightning in the past as women does not mean that men are six times more likely to be struck by lightning. Go to Statistics class and learn the difference between "correlation" and "causation" just like I had to! Plzkthxbai
• Can I get a select cutie from OASN soon? Kthxbai.
• OMG you have got to publish rants more oftennn i need themm =]
• Dear Eagle: How does it feel to be owned by Dr. Kerwin in his Spring Update? EDITOR'S NOTE: Owned? Really?
• Stop talking about Glee. Its a stupid show, its not even funny, find something better to do with your lives.
• Dolphins are just gay sharks.
• To the random girls who smiled and waved at me all three times that I walked by the glass walls of their 3rd floor study room in the library: You're hot, but I came here to get my work done.
• Fajita Field Trip to Spanish Johnny's - tortilla chips are on me! YAYAYAYAY!
• Cheating on TDR at the Tenley Cafe tonight was like the movie Avatar when he went to Pandora: I liked it better than where I'm supposed to feel "at home," it was really dangerous and I was surrounded by non-humans.
• To the girls that look at posts on the casual encounters section of Craigslist during class: You're attractive and can easily find guys on campus. I'm not sure if you know that but someone needs to tell you.
• So the bars are open until 3 p.m. because of Emancipation Day. Though I'm a little sad that AU doesn't think freeing slaves is important enough to give us a holiday.
• So I was moving my car on Friday afternoon and the two Public Safety aids were making out on the side of the fence when they're supposed to be ticketing. We don't pay for PDAs! Ticket!
