• Gee, i wonder if there are security camera on MGC 2 caught any of the people who did that to the eagle.
• Alex Knepper: My boyfriend and I (I'm female) would like to have a threesome with you. Interested?
• I nominated Alex Knepper for a GLBTA award. They denied it. Surprised? Nope.
• Housing and Dining: You're reaching a horrible new low. I was paired with a random as a transfer senior after not getting into Centennial where I currently live. You wouldn't let me pull up my current roommate, so when I found another random on the day of my registration you wouldn't let me room with her because the time to register with a roommate had passed.
So I went in today to ask if you could move me into her room because she currently has a single. You told me the system was 'locked down' and couldn't be accessed. So we have to wait until the fall because it's easier.
1) You're not farking NASA -- your system is not on lock-down. My friend just changed her room yesterday cause you placed her in a triple. Do I just need to be angrier?
2) How in frick is it easier to have someone completely move into the room, and then pack up all their stuff again and move again after going through the roommate switching process with an RD?
You kicked off half of the students, and your customer service skills are losing the rest fast.
• To everyone who commented on Knepper's column in the previous issue: chill out. It's called freedom of speech and he has the right to express his opinion, no matter how inflamatory it may be.
• Dear Nate Bronstein,
The structure of SG is like the structure of the U.S. under the Articles of Confederation. Please put on your big boy pants and write that Constitution. Thanks.
• Hey Charlie, I've got a great column about how the Holocaust didn't happen. How about publishing it to promote some campus discussion?
• I embrace being politically correct more than anyone else, and I want to totally condemn the idiots who are in a fuss over the Knepper article. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. By attempting to repress a voice, despite its totally awful opinions, you are engaging in the sort of systematic oppression you work to oppose. Dialogue and debate are the homes of change, not wanton destruction and senseless anger. Get a hold of yourselves. You are to liberals as tea partiers are to conservatives.
This goes not just for this event but for any group or person who has organized an act of destruction as protest, a march based around a concept that most people are alienated by (aka Funk the War) or called a paper homophobic for printing a person's opinion along with a rebuttal. Every time you do this, you hurt our cause. STOP!
• Thanks Alex for doing more to promote awareness of rape culture than anyone else could have.
• Debates between Alex Knepper and radical feminists are my anti-drug.
• Stop trying to make small talk with me. I don't like you.
• I HATE MAJOR REQUIREMENTS!!!!!!!!!! ... and advisor comments :(
• Banana juice from Whole Foods is so delicious. How have I gone my entire like without its sweet tangyness?
• I miss juicy campus. How else can I anonymously talk to other students about my love of bestiality?
• I have sex with my roommate regularly. I feel sorry for hetero students in relationships who don't have the convenient benefit of being able to live with their significant other in campus housing.
• All you people who think you are bringing Alex Knepper down are only making him stronger by giving him so much attention and publicity. You are boosting him into fame and just adding more TV interviews for his resume.
• Damn it Reza! Quit pretending that you know everything! What's funny is that you try to come off as this "Neo-Marxist intellectual", but the truth is, you don't know jack shit about Marxism except what you read off of Wikipedia.
• The Washington Post called all of you guys inexperienced. That must hurt. I'm sorry guys.
- AU Student who felt that you all made a mistake, but didn’t deserve getting shat on by The Washington Post.
• What's the difference between a running man and a running dog?
One wears trousers, the other pants.
• Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a Robin!
• Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't a chicken.
• I like men now
• I have no idea what my frat brothers and I did last night, but my room smells like sweat, tears, and shame...
• Advice to Alex Knepper, Don’t jump into the "free speech" arena if you can’t handle the volatility of its practice!
• there’s a squirrel basking in the sunlight on the tree directly outside my window in the library. HOW am I supposed to get work done?!
• "Classical Liberal" columnist? Really? There's a reason it's called Classical Liberalism - people gave up on it in 1957.
• I told you I wanted to date him, but you went ahead and dated him anyway. Bitch.
• Wonder how many rants there'll be for Knepper's piece...
