• So the April fools issue is coming up, can we submit articles for it? EDITOR'S NOTE: Not really, but sure. Submit something and we'll take a look.
• Did you hear that The Eagle won an award? The Ku Klux Klan gave it an award for outstanding coverage of GLBT peoples.
• If it's freedom to Marry Day on Wednesday can I Marry Eagle Rants? I love them!
• Why are we having a "Freedom to Marry Day?" Aren't we free to marry whomever we want to in D.C.? (As long as we don't marry more than one, that's LDS discrimination!)
• Dear EcoSense: Why don't you get on the Health Center for passing out all of these condoms? Rubber isn't good for the earth.
•-I'm running for SG President next year on a platform of "We're kicking McDonalds off campus unless they start serving breakfast past 11". This is a college campus. Breakfast STARTS after noon.
• Dear EcoSense: If we wanted to really care for the environment could we get The Eagle to only publish once a week? Think of the paper it could save!
• Why can we vote to pay more money for the environment when we just let buses idle? EcoSense stop trying to take our money and work with Transportation Services to better the environment!
• Do you remember that time between when President Obama was elected and before he took over? Yeah...That's what the next few weeks will be. We need Nate in and Andy out.
• I think we need to have mandatory sensitivity training for all SG officials. Do you know not a single one of the current officers have a safe space sticker?
• I am conflicted: 1) Are we a bunch of racists for not electing any African-Americans to important leadership positions? Or 2) Are we a bunch of gay rights supporters by blocking the election of people who write such anti-gay dribble?
• Has anyone looked at how often the student body votes AGAINST the people who are endorsed by The Eagle? EDITOR'S NOTE: We endorse who we think is the right person to win, not who we think is going to win.
• My roommate really needs to be less of a bitch.
• Why does greek life insist on treating us like we're in high school? If the powers that be stopped taking everything far too seriously, Greek Games would have continued to be just a fun event and not turned into a brawl. Making everything so rule-oriented just encourages organizations to turn on each other to make themselves look better than other groups. AND IT IS SO STUPID.
• I hate the thread on CollegeACB about "why the AU girls suck." Thanks for telling us how many disgusting girls you've slept with, but let me just say it's not our fault you attract scum. The fact is, you're going to find people like that at ANY school. So stop hatin', stop limiting yourself, learn a little and shut the fuck up. I am just so sick of all of these negative people bashing random groups based on the 5-10 people they know from them. There are thousands of people here. So open your eyes, and once again stfu.
• In one of my classes, I feel like I'm surrounded by racists. That includes my professor.
• Can The Eagle have sarcastic comments to accompany some of the really bad police plotter entries?
• Dear neighbors, Your taste in music is terrible and you play it way too loud (and not through good-quality speakers). I understand that the music may be designed to prevent us from hearing you have sex, but quite frankly, hearing a screaming orgasm every day would be more welcome than the trash you put on the stereo. PS: I have heard you having screaming orgasms. Congratulations.
• Mike Mayer sucks. He should probably write for The Eagle.
• Janet Napolitano: Worst CAS commencement speaker since Goldie Hawn in 2003.
• Honestly, I would make a fantastic girlfriend. I wouldn't even mind making my guy a sandwhich. But, alas...
• SG elections are done. THANK GOODNESS
• I hate when I sit with my friends in the library and they are too loud and A) I can't get my work done and B) I'm the one getting the death stares. Thanks, friends!
• Dear couple across the hall, Keep the moaning to a minimum. Thanks so much
