Uhm...Where can I apply for Health Insurance?
Hey Eagle, way to hide your rant page. It's not like I really wanted to rant anyway...
Hey um, to the person who kept watching porn in the library on Wednesday, DURING THE DAY might I mention. You have forever ruined the idea of a wholesome day at the library for me.
Dear Eagle, Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? It's beef stroganoff.
Riddle me this Eagle, why do people still believe that Robin is straight?
Dear person who lost their ID but had it turned in but complained about it being used at the vending machines, You can go on eaglebucks.com to put a stop on your account so people can't use your card. Duh. Come on.
The form for posting eagle rants definitely needs to be ON the eagle rants page.
I believe the best way to solve the economic crisis is by regulation of derivatives with a special focus on complex asset forwards and ensuring currency markets maintain steady exchange rates with an increase in liquidity. And if you don't agree, then screw you.
Showing up to a midterm half naked and high as a kite apparently results in a failing grade. Lesson learned.
I keep trying to zip up by button-fly ... why is fashion so fuckin obnoxious? I just want to take a piss
Wahwahweewah...my name is Borat. I was relevant in the pop cultures two years ago. Niiice.
It's dizzying how many hopelessly average people there are at this school. This is nothing against these people's character or they're worth, it's just a statement on the level of intelligence at our AU. I guess I just always thought college was supposed to be a hub of intellectuals filled with unique points of views and interesting things to say about the world. Not formerly un-popular frat guys drunk on psuedo-power and trashy girls who search for self-esteem at the bottom of glasses of jungle juice and in the mouths of strangers.
Why are so many of the people on South side so miserably obnoxious and douchey?
I'm sorry I made out with the wrong freshman ... I really like you, but you were asleep and I was told not to wake you up.
The only difference I've noticed between smoking weed every day and not smoking at all, is that all of a sudden annoying things aren't funny anymore ... they're annoying ... and food isn't enough to make that OK anymore ... damn maturity.
If I had all the minutes that I've aimlessly spend on Facebook back ... I might not have to stay up all night to pass my test tomorrow, or the one after that ... or the one after that.
Yes, girl in the honors lounge, turn your music up louder. I love to have your techno pulsating in my ears while I attempt to finish up my midterm paper at 3 in the morning.
I hate people who wear t-shirts or sweatshirts from other college, such as Georgetown or UVA. It's like wearing a Burger King shirt to a McDonald's. It just doesn't work.
I really enjoyed the last issue of the Eagle. I was moved and enlightened. Also, it gave me an erection.
