I've had it with LOL! No one who uses this stupid term actually sits at their computer laughing at the other person's dumb jokes. Stop lying to me people!
To the comment about passion parties: sexual pleasure and virginity are NOT mutually exclusive. Make sure your fingers and your clitoris are friends, and chill the fuck out with an orgasm. Maybe then you'll want to invest in a vibrator from a passion party.
Obama said there'd be change: I only had to apologize to one person after last weekend.
Drunk sex usually sucks. I'm a dude. Shouldn't I just like sex all the time? Everything's better when it's real. I should quit drinking.
Does Anderson need to be so f*&^%$#@ loud every Saturday night at 3 in the morning? I don't go screaming through the lounge when I get up at 10. Whatever happened to respect? And where are my RAs?!
We need more private food vendors on campus. Some that are actually OPEN at 4 a.m. when I get hungry after finishing my homework.
So ... when is Nick Clooney going to have his son come visit campus? Dr. Ross, yes please!
The "Fast and the Furious" Series does not get close to the amount of credit it deserves. It is truly one of the greatest cinematic achievements of our generation.
Dear Will Haun, I think your over-inflated ego is sexy. Love, Your secret admirer
Bon Appetit needs to bring the cheesesteak back! It's been over a year and they are still looking for cows that meet their standards! Just find a healthy cow, so I can enjoy cheesesteaks again at the Tavern.
Freakin' athletes. I know y'all work hard at your sport and wake up at odd hours and have to do a lot of work on top of it - but seriously now. Y'all act like a bunch of elitist a-holes who are better than the "non-athletes." I've seen the way you look at me as I walk by as you sit there in your sweats. All I ask for is a little more respect for those of us who ain't collegiate athletes.
AU needs to stop doing retarded things to the quad and spend money on a bigger fitness center. If AU builds it, they will come ...
Can anyone at this school meet others, have fun, or even go a week without the use of alcohol? Are you all really that awkward?
OMGz TAVERN PIZZA!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHY DOES IT SUCK SOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD?!?!?!?!
I'm SO SICK of the Tavern running out of stuff. If you run out of quesadillas EVERY DAY, don't you think you should keep more in stock??
I have a lesbian crush on my professor.
To the kid next to me in my math class - I don't know your name, I have never spoken to you and most likely never will. But your pompous way of sitting makes me want to claw your face off.
To my roommate: I hate it when I am in the room with you because you are like a giant. You make noise whenever you are engaging in any activity. You have no idea how to be gentle and if you break anything I will lock you out of the room when you go take a shower.
I feel bad for the communications majors who are actually serious about their studies and their future career. Everyone views comm. majors as dumb blond sororitutes. Sorry actual people who want to make a difference in the world of journalism.
The Wellness Center needs to put free condom baskets on each dorm's floor lounge. I am way too embarrassed to go to the Wellness Center and get some. And I plan on having sex this year. So Wellness Center if you could please get on that, that would be wonderful.
What kind of a person would have sex in her room while her roommate is in her bed a few feet away? Is nothing private? My teddy bear and I can take no more.
Girl in the pink that was working out on the elliptical that day ... Where have you gone?! I'm sorry if I scared you! Please come back.
I saw a rat the size of the Easter Bunny the other day.
Not all athletes wear sweats all the time. Ever stop to think that maybe you only noticed the ones who happened to be? Maybe you should stop before you write such a naive and groundless statement ...
Why was there a full-page spread about the basketball team getting blown out in the first round of the NCAA tournament, and five sentences about the ALL AMERICANS on the wrestling team?
To the idiots who leave their laptops and cell phones in the library unattended, YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR SHIT STUFF STOLEN IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE IT. USE YOUR BRAIN PLEASE.
I hate how this sorry excuse for a school has such a commitment to pansy $#!T like human rights that they're going take away Coke!!! This school already ruined a lot of lives by selling dumb Pura Vida instead of Starbucks. KEEP MY DAMN COCA-COLA!!!
How come all of the music played by the hipsters at WVAU all sounds the same?
This morning at Terrace Dining Room, I witnessed a worker reach in and grab some bacon to snack on. With no gloves. Or tongs. Gross.
I was being chased by one of the Public Safety officers riding a scooter ... then I jumped on the curb and got away.
