What the hell is AUpedia? Is it like UrbanDictionary but AU style?
I'm afraid I don't have the ability to fall madly in love anymore.
How does it make any sense that everyone is up in arms about Barney Frank, yet the CEO of Goldman Sachs, Gary Cohn, speaking at the Kogod commencement bothers no one?
Dear person who responded to my tricycle comment, Don't worry I've never been awkwarded out and you wouldn't offend me. Charlie Szold can back me up on saying that it's very difficult for me to be offended. So, next time ask me. Sometimes I'll try and crack a joke and it will fail but when that happens is entirely up to you. Game on?
Panda Erik has a girlfriend.
Hey Ranters, Let's stop hiding our identities and come right out with it. If you are mad then go to the quad with a bullhorn and tell us. Don't hide; don't be afraid. Speak your mind. Josh Cook and Sean Wagman
To "Jim, The Cisco Kid," I also love brave men and I would love to dip tenders with you. When can we hook-up? (In the Tav.)
Umm ... why did I schvitz like crazy last night? Can't the university actually turn on the air conditioning in the residence halls?
To the cute redhead always near ATV/WVAU: I am the Harry to your Ginny. Hope you see this.
Why the hell don't people take the stairs when they are traveling only a few floors? Waste of my time!! To the kid taking issue with the "female orgasm" event advertisement: if that's how you feel, you're probably doing it wrong. You should probably have gone to that event.
To the ladies of AU: please, if you must hover, wipe the seat before you leave! It's gross and unsanitary. I'm not your mom, I shouldn't have to clean up after you!
Dear Becca Dunn, I see you on campus all the time and I'm pretty sure that I'm in love with you, with your semi-red hair and sexy walk. I'm not a stalker, I just like looking at you. -Secret Admirer
I love Eagle Rants! People here are hilarious.
Dear Boy in College Writing, I don't know anything about you, but for some reason I'm enamored with you. Please look in my direction next class!
To the gay Catholic whose wondering if he should have told his cute girl the truth: she should have known her odds anyway.
I hate the ridiculous divide between North side and South side, if people didn't create it, then there wouldn't be one. There is nothing more exciting about living on South side other than the prospects of finding someone's freshly produced vomit.
A guy asked me out for drinks. I said, yeah sounds good. Then I found out he invited every single one of his apartment mates, without telling me. I didn't say yes to your apartment mates dude. I said yes to you.
Dear American University, Can some of our tuition dollars please go towards softer toilet paper, the kind we use now is tearing apart my ass!!!! Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
To the defender of the "Greeks" on the quad ... we all know that the point of greek life is to get wasted, not to support charity.
It is goddamned hot on this campus. Turn on the A/C now!
I can't believe that an SPA professor made me write a 20 page paper ... and then take a full-length final two weeks later! One or the other, not both!
Writers: just, don't, comma, splice, please. Thanks!
Dispatch ... The General ... Ah, high school ...
I can't pleasure my girlfriend.
To all the spoiled brats complaining about no AC this past weekend: Where are you from, Antarctica? Stop bitching and enjoy the weather.
There are too many SG'ers in MGC! Get out of here! Go enjoy the weather. Get out of your suits!
Leggings are not pants. Your coin slot is not something I wish to see nor is the outline of your cellulite.
RAs: Chill out during fire alarms. You're not that important, and if we were going to die, we would indeed walk faster as you suggest.
AU spends a lot of time planting flowers, what about making sure the air conditioning works n the dorms?
