I only spend about 10 minutes a day on homework.
I'm a senior and I've never been inside the library.
AU needs to make its own version of Match.com. Someone could make some big bucks with this idea considering how many people at AU are socially handicapped yet desperate for a significant other.
To the person who wants to sit with TDR "loners:" Don't assume people who sit alone are loners. I sit alone because I want to use time productively and get homework done during lunch time. Please don't sit with me. That would be awkward.
Not all millionaires are snobby brats who feel entitled to everything. I want to dedicate my life to helping poor people in developing countries. So shut it and stop judging me for having more money than you.
AU is always celebrating sexual pleasure with those dumb passion parties. How about we celebrate virginity for once.
In regards to the comment about female athletes and sweatpants: Girl athletes wear sweats all the time in order to disguise our glorious, toned bodies from the general population so people don't feel bad about how bad they look in comparison. Have fun with your muffin top!
While I respect your desire to get comfortable, kid in my lit class, I may be forced to murder you if you take off your shoes again. I always know just when you do it because I can smell it immediately. I've considered relocating my seat to get upwind of the smell, but I fear that would mean entering the hallway.
Sometimes I purposely do offensive/off-putting things in front of tour groups on campus.
There is no such thing as a good stereotype. "Good stereotypes" only discredit a person's achievement because they create expectations for a group of people when in reality their hard work is just as admirable as the work of anyone else.
I need to get laid. Takers?
Guy in navy blue shorts/black shirt at the gym, Friday: I wanted to talk to you, but I was intimidated by the amount of weight you were lifting. I think you're hawt, even if your shirt was tucked into your shorts. Maybe say hi next time? <3
When I came to AU I thought I liked girls. Then I thought I liked boys, then I found out that I liked Clawed. I want to go to the beach with him, play sand volleyball with him, put sun tan lotion on his beak and then he puts sun tan lotion on my back. Gosh, I want him so badly. I can't wait for basketball season to start.
AU, why do you close your library so early Friday nights? For some of us, that's the only night we actually have to do work. Seriously, if you're worried about paying people, why can't you take the money you want to spend on pointless infrastructure and put it towards more work study? That way, a few more kids can have extra incentive to stay and the rest of us can use facilities that are required by a college student.
I am f*#k@*g tired of people asking me to say Harry Potter because of my accent!
I only read the paper so that I can look for my Eagle Ranting!!! Rant! Rant! Rant!
The only practical major our school has is the business majors, which are filled with joke classes.
I am pretty sure the kids in the business school can't read.
Ya know what really grinds my gears? How easy comm, business and pretty much all majors are at this school.
That big boy at the information desk makes me go WILD!
I don't like when people yell defamatory things out their windows at people having fun on the quad.
Nike Dunks look stupid.
Georgetown is lame. I pee on their school all the time.
I want to punch Villanova in the face.
Props to Derrick Mercer and Garrison Carr. Props to Mike Cannon. Props to badass alumni like Kermit Washington and Josh Glenn.
Tie dye makes the world better. Wear it more!
McDonald's needs McFlurrys!
Man, imagine if Guapo's sold food.
Rahm Emanuel stole my innocence.
The Eagle's funny page on April 1st better be hilarious.
Boys are stupid at AU, especially when they think a girl would hook up with them even when the girl knows they have a girlfriend.
Stop staring. You are creepy.
As someone of Native American heritage, I felt both offended and attacked in Alex Knepper's editorial.
So McDonald's, what's the deal with their supplies? Why do they always run out of EVERYTHING by like 9:30 p.m.? We ain't got no fries, shakes, McFlurries, McChickens. No straws, napkins or ketchup....
Why do people RSVP "attending" on Facebook and then not show up to events? Just be honest!
At night, the McDonald's people get lazy and either close early or lie and say they don't have any desserts or meat.
Taking out the trays at TDR is a bad idea. I am tired of people enforcing their ideologies upon me. If you want to save the planet by not using a tray, then GO AHEAD. I don't want to burn my hands on hot plates, and I enjoy the convenience of a tray. I already pay more for my meals because Bon Appetit sells me "sustainable meals," so just leave my tray alone.
