Top 10 historical groups that will never have the same pop culture importance as pirates, ninjas or robots:
1. Pilgrims 2. Maoists 3. The Pennsylvania Dutch 4. Hajiras 5. The Elderly 6. Mormons 7. Beatniks 8. Branch-Davidians 9. Neanderthals 10. The Inquisition
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