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DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

By Elizabeth Kaspern · Monday, April 3, 2006

A hushed silence fell over the supporters of incumbent Student Government President Harry S. Truman gathered in the Eric Friedheim Quadrangle earlier today, as rumors spread that New York State Governor Thomas E. Dewey, a sophomore in the School of Public Affairs, had defeated President Truman, a junior in the School of International Service, by nearly 250 votes.

Guts

By Hotpants McGhee · Monday, April 3, 2006

Fourteen years after the debut of legendary television program "GUTS" on Nickelodeon, we are left with but one question: "Where are they now?" These youthful demi-gods that congregated in the Extreme Arena with Mike O'Malley and Moira "Mo" Quirk were role models and idols to us all.

Kerwin fights giant smiley face on quad

By Hockey Puck · Monday, April 3, 2006

Interim President Cornelius Kerwin fought a giant smiley face on the Quad this weekend. Kerwin, who has been training to be a cagefighter for months, won the match. Smiley could not be reached for comment at Sibley Hospital.

News

Freshman to enter dog-eat-dog world of dorms

By K8 Polkadot | April 3

Joe Bob Jones, an incoming freshman, recently received a very unique roommate assignment for the Fall 2007 semester. Jones logged onto his my.american.edu Web portal and saw Warhol "The Dog" Slackerstrom as his fall roommate assignment. "I wasn't sure what to think," Jones said.

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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