McCain has earned election victory
Undecided about your choice in this election? Our next president will either be The Messiah or Rambo. One vice presidential candidate seems to live in Disneyland, while the other, due to "rhetorical flourishes," has disappeared into the Witness Protection Program. One ticket's mantra is "Change," appealing to anti-Bush supporters; and the other has something to do with plumbing, which appears to resonate with the common person.