•Has anyone else seen the Class of 2016 page? I don't want them here. I'm sorry, but if you're going to come to AU demanding you be called a "first year" rather than a freshman, then you probably should have never considered college. Also, I'm selfish and just would like to be a baby freshman forever
•@ "His body may only weigh one-fifty, but his heart weighs half a ton."? That's Cardiomegaly. Your man could die. That really terrible!
•Well, LAL shut down. Now what?
•I love watching the incoming freshmen fight with each other on the 2016 Facebook page. Truly hysterical.
•whats a wonk?
•@"I’m not going to be one of those kids eating alone on their laptops with headphones in, glaring at everybody who walks by." I was on of those kids last year when I had a meal plan. This year I plan on being one of the kids who takes food back with me to my room to eat while on my laptop in my own personal space. win
•@why summer: I agree. I would much rather have more frequent one or two week breaks during the year than one f-ing long break when it's too hot to even go outside. AU needs to get a week long fall break like other schools have. Being outdoors in the beautiful fall is way better than being outdoors in the gross sticky summer.
•Thanks to everyone who helped participate in the CNN protest over censoring presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson. And if you couldn't attend, you can always leave you feedback at cnn.com/feedback anytime.
•I've noticed I've started to talk to myself a lot more than I used to now that I'm in an LDR. Is this normal?
•Just read an article about how depressed law students are. There were over 200 comments on the article. There were only 3 comments that said they blatantly disagreed with the experiences of students represented in the article and all 3 of those students went to AU law school. GO AU!
•@future Montanan hill person: by all means, no one's stopping you
•From Atlantic Monthly : "A 2010 study of single, childless urban workers between the ages of 22 and 30 found that the women actually earned 8 percent more than the men. Women are also more likely than men to go to college: in 2010, 55 percent of all college graduates ages 25 to 29 were female." Enough with the woe is me female crap. Women these days have it much better than men.
•Aww Editor I thought I'd made another new Russian buddy :( oh well. You should study it though, it is the most awesome language ever!
•is the EagleBucks machine at CVS ever NOT broken? jw
•Is there anyone who is nerdy/interested enough to play Axis and Allies? looking for more players
•Some days I work. Some days I sit around in my pajamas all day watching TV and eating. My life is sad.
•The fact that I'm not going to be able to flash people in Centennial anymore makes me sad I'm not living in the dorms anymore.
•I didn't know how much I hated politics until I came to AU. F*** Conservatives. F*** Liberals. F*** capitalists. F*** Socialists. F*** Fascists. F*** Anarchists. It should be about serving the people. Not the partys. Not the agendas. Not special interests. Government by the people and for the people. Don't take my money for insignificant s***. Don't allow our jobs to be outsourced to other countries. Don't invade countries and then call it liberation. Let me have a gun. God knows, I'll get one anyway if theres a revolution. And let my vote count. Enough electoral college bulls***. Popular vote.
•Did anyone else read that news story about the girl who started a snuggle business charging guys money to snuggle with her (with no sexual encounters). I'm thinking of starting this idea up at AU. $20 for 20 minutes of snuggle time with me. (Don't judge, I'm totally broke.) Cuddling will be open to all genders. Any thoughts on this plan?
•Did anyone else read that news story about the girl who started a snuggle business charging guys money to snuggle with her (with no sexual encounters). I'm thinking of starting this idea up at AU. $20 for 20 minutes of snuggle time with me. (Don't judge, I'm totally broke.) Cuddling will be open to all genders. Any thoughts on this plan?
•It's my birthday today and I want to post on Eagle Rants to celebrate. And if you want to give me a birthday present, reply to me-you can be nice or insult me, I really don't care. Thanks y'all! [Editor's Note: Happy Birthday!]
•So AU's having a WONKfest at Nationals Park? They've officially lost their mind. They oughta let me into the park for free that night considering how much of my tuition they must be spending on proliferating that mind-numbingly stupid brand campaign.
•AU, if you love the Nationals so much, why is it that you don't carry MASN on the campus cable? Sure would be great to get to SEE the Nats games.
•Some weeks you just have to mow the lawn one lap at a time.
•The greatest sight on the face of this great green Earth is Kirsten Dunst's breasts.
Rant here!
