•Legitimate question: Has there been a reduction in sexual assault on campus since Women's Initiative began? If there is some statistical proof, I'd love to see it.
•Thanks to the person who explained Gender identity disorder. Your answer was very helpful. But what is the difference between transgender and transsexual? I thought they were the same thing.
•Enough with the McBride rants and editor bashing. We have a new editor now for the summer, so your beef with the old editor is irrelevant.
•@NYT article outsources life: yes it is sad that we live in an era of increased connectivity yet complete isolation. I even looked into going to cuddle parties, where you cuddles with strangers.
•Desperate Housewives is over. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
•If I were to date someone we would have to be a power couple. Smart, successful, guys come find me!
•If you think "fiscal responsibility from the republicans and civil liberties and equality from the democrats" is "the best of both parties", then you really don't know much about government. Come on, this is AU!
•@ I had too much sex this semester. I did too and my left hand is so tired she asked me to cheat with the right one.
•@ I miss my dog, but I'm not going home this summer.. Waaaaahhh I'm sure your girlfriend feels the same when your gone. Hehe.
•You're the Cory to my Topanga.
•I wish I was better with words so I could tell you how much you honestly mean to me.
•@ "I like it when u call me big pa-pa." Mr. Kerwin, is that you?
•You're right... Racism is funny.... just not as funny as your HIV... keep those jokes to yourself punk....
•Hey AU, I know no one in the administration cares about the science and education departments, but did you really have to go so far to f*** us over one last time by putting our post-graduation reception in the dark, dingy Tavern? I'm sure that will REALLY impress the parents. And what's wrong with Katzen?
•It's not the carbon neutrality clause keeping companies out of the tunnel, it's the fact that it's hard to get many customers when you're in a tunnel in the middle of campus. That's why McDonald's left and it's why people won't move in. It's also why they put retail at the floor level on the new East Campus plans, so they can get business from commuters.
•Rant's editor, you are the worst in the history of rant editing. GTFO
•@racism is still funny you must be white
•My rebuttal to the Allison DuBois argument wasn't posted. I guess the editor got sick of it, so I'll just end it with this "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." -Carl Sagan
•"I used to feel that way until I found God and rediscovered my faith in Jesus Christ. God made you in his own image. He will never leave you alone." Yes, turning to an imaginary friend is always the best thing to do when faced with loneliness.
•STFU about Sarah McBride rants already. Some of us want to get back to mainstream rants. Eagle Rants are a privilege, not a right.
•Seriously, you expecting me to give you all of my notes the night before our final because you didn't pay attention in class all semester is just abusing our friendship. I have to study too.
•@The big/little pair dating: Many members of the fraternity are not happy about it either.
•my laundry was washed in poop water, yes poop water. thanks AU
•I am so grateful for your article post. Really Cool.
•Type your rant here!I love americun and I'm goin to miss it. eagle ranting is fun too is it still up over the summer so i can rantz [Editor’s Note: We’re publishing rants all summer, every Monday.]
•Whoa, hey, we should all read this: "Submitted rants will be screened during the selection process and in order to be published they cannot... -Contain illegal or defamatory statements -Threaten any person or organization Have fun with it, get creative. Abide by these simple rules and be published!"
•I know you think I'm straight, but I like girls too so #callmemaybe
•...is it too late to rant?? Just wanted to say a quick thank you to Felix at the new media center! he probs won't read this, but this kid saved my life/files/projects a couple times, just awesome.
•I like this new editor; he or she much less chatty than the old one.
•Why does a supposed werewolf reference have to be a "Twilight" reference? Thats like saying every vampire reference is for "Twilight" or "True Blood" or a million of other stupid vampire movies and shows. What ever happened to the old fashioned vampires and were wolfs?
•Okay. Y'all need to calm down about the Eagle Rants and the censorship issue. For one thing: the Eagle Rants have to be filtered for filth. Another thing, you're allowed to say or think whatever you want about Sarah but the Eagle DOES NOT have to publish it. Transphobia gets enough space in the media and I'm glad that I can check Eagle rants without seeing any.
•No rants today (May 8th). My love has gone away. How could they know, just what this message means. The end of my hopes. The end of all my dreams.
If I ever win the lottery, I'm heading straight to Lululemon.
•I NEED RANTS! Don't make me wait until the weekend.I can't take this anymore!! Need stress relief!
•Everyone else's summer plans make my plans feel inadequate. I'm not traveling abroad. I'm not interning on capital hill. And I'm not going on any cruises. FML
•Everyone who smokes should be ashamed of themselves! You people are sick!
•Why the eff do I own mom jeans?
•I love AU and can't imagine going to school anywhere else, but it is so good to be home. :)
•Beggars CAN be choosers after all. #Yolo
•I hate airports and packing and I miss AU already :(
•I ask myself everyday, why do I have a Tumblr?
•If Sarah McBride is not a public figure then you shouldn't be posting positive rants about her either: That's actually a really good point.
•@I want to study abroad, but I have a feeling the women won't take kindly to the close examination. Ha, Drum hit. Badum Tish!: Bahaha you're adorable! I love corny jokes
•my butt hurts
•Am I the only one who finds that one guy who works at Megabytes strangely attractive?
•@ "Impeach the Eagle Rants Editor!" Im-"pear" him! Throw the watermelons! Lettuce get rid of him! Say PotaNO to rants. You see what I'm getting at right?
•Lolololol. A picture of two AU TKEs was on TFM's Fail Friday. I've heard that same guy get described as a "Greek God" by a group of screaming biddies on the shuttle. If that doesn't describe AU goggles in a nutshell, I don't know what does.
•You weren't lying...huh...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
•I wish life had an undo button, because I would be hitting it so hard right now.
•WHY DID I GO HOME FOR THE SUMMER? it sucks so much, wish I could've afforded to stay in DC
•WTF why doesnt AU use the logo that makes us look like a legit colege
•Why does Pike have the cutest puppy in the world!! Those guys are already douchebags and now they have girls swarm that puppy like bees
•To the dude who proposed at graduation, you pretty much ruined it for all us guys dating in college by raising the bar so high...nah jk congrats bro!
•Thank you for graduating so I wouldn't have to worry about resisting your charms and not hooking up with you.
•Watch out, ladies. I just ate a tub of Mac and Cheese, 4 bagels, a blueberry and I'm one Ho-Ho away from a six-pack. #YourPrinceCharmingAwaits
•I told you that the pleasure is all mine, but I should have said more. I guess I didn't have the words either, but I'm not sure that they're really necessary here. We both know what's up. You are strong, caring, and trustworthy, and I don't take that for granted. Knowing you has brightened up the past year for me in big ways, and I'm already counting down until the start of next semester. The future looks good.
•It took me about 18 hours to get home. Too many dam airports
•Please text me, I want to hang out with you. I think.
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