•@attempted rape. no--he asked. thats not forcing you to do anything. unless theres more to this story.
•Alright, this is pissing me off. I may be a guy in an LDR on this campus, but seriously? The rant from yesterday stating "AU has one of the ugliest male populations I have ever encountered" was completely uncalled for. How about you lower your way too high standards and appreciate people for more than that? I don't know who you are, but on behalf of the male population, gay, straight, bi, single, or taken, please take your shallowness elsewhere.
•@oral with no return ranters: I find it's only right to give back what you get, you know? At least that's how it works in my relationship, but maybe because that's a relationship, not a hook-up. It seems only right, you know?
•"Girls you can’t have it both ways. You can’t want to be treated like men when it’s convenient and then treated like girls when it’s convenient. Not fair." It speaks volumes when you refer to males as men and to females as "girls." We're women, thank you very much.
•OK, I don't disapprove of NASA funding, but I'm really disappointed with people who characterize health care reform and Medicare as "wastes of time."
•The word "feminazi" makes my skin crawl.
•Memes are funnier in quiet classes
•@LDR awkwardness: The same thing happens to me each time I see my long distance fiancé. It has nothing to do with how much you love each other; it’s just something that comes with the distance. My advice, start with sex, then cuddling, then go into talking and filling each other in on how your life is going. It’s always a little awkward at the beginning, but you will learn to get past that. And remember the honeymoon stage never lasts more than a year or two. The best friends/team partners phase is the advanced stage of love.
•@”[Editor's note: This editor doesn't know. It's up to the new editor-in-chief and the Web editor.]” Well, can you ask them and let us know? Or at least let us know by when they will have a decision and how/when they will let us know?
•Everyone relax about the rants editor not posting! I bet you its not even one editor anyway, Its proably a bunch of people based on the frequency that the editor chooses to put in their own notes. [Editor's note: No, it's one editor.]
•Ummm i should not be graduating. I still havent had sex yet.
•@ Catholic U Student. We don't look down on you guys. Sometimes though, its feels like Catholic U doesn't exist.
•Can I just same something about housewives (or, for that matter, househusbands). Your job/choice is not hard. This is simply a matter of fact. Hard jobs are jobs which only a few people are able to do successfully. Being a housewife/househusband is something billions of people do every day. Despite what Ann Romney and Fox News would have you believe, there's nothing even remotely impressive about being a housewife or househusband.
•@"Girls you can’t have it both ways." Why can't you just treat everyone like people regardless of gender? Like... try being equally polite and helpful to everyone no matter what's between their legs? Just a thought...
•@"Do AU students look down on Catholic U students? -Catholic U student" Honestly, we don't even talk about you. Ever. I hardly know anything about Catholic. We just like to rag on GW.
•Upstairs neighbors, what could you POSSIBLY be doing to make THAT MUCH NOISE at any hour of the day? Are you bowling? Tap dancing? I am now more curious than angry.
•cellar door, the most beautiful words in the English language
•sorry about the "creaking bed in the morning"... it just can't be helped sometimes. dorms suck
•@Biochemistry major: What did you mean "Say what you want about art?" I really appreciate science majors and all the work they put into the major but please do not hate on art majors. There aren't many of us and we all work really hard at what we do. Please don't talk trash about other majors in CAS.
•Why are the waiters at Chef Geoff's so rude?
•@person suggesting that we educate women more to prevent rape- This is highly offensive and clearly not thought out. If a girl wants to drink around people she doesn't know, that's fine and that's her prerogative. It's the perpetrators who need to be educated, not the victims or survivors.
•Dear Catholic U student, I don't think AU students think much of Catholic - not as in we think less of them, but we don't care enough about them to put them higher or lower than ourselves. I personally think it's a lovely place.
•Even is housewives don't NEED the prestige of going to AU, college is not about prestige; it's about education. And a society with better educated wives and mothers is better for everyone.
•Dear summer, please hurry up.
•I love being excluded! It's my favorite!
•There is nothing wrong with wanting to get married and have kids right after college. Studies show that the best time to marry is between ages 22 and 25 and since fertility starts to decline at age 24, having kids at that age would minimize complications.
•Editor, I just wanted to say good luck with all of your plans and dreams in the future. Thank you for your selfless service to the eagle rants community. You will be missed. (As will your nice comments at the end of rants.) Love, loyal ranter [Editor's note: You, Loyal Ranter, just made my day. : ) ]
•Can some female here explain to me the song "Beez In The Trap" by Nicki Minaj? She says "I Beez in the Trap", is this some kind of slang for some form of feminine excretion?
•I don't know why I love you. You're not really a person.
•Okay, seriously, not every last thing that someone says is funny. @_____@
•I can't speak for everybody but I don't look down on students from Catholic University. I would never go there on the account of the whole "not religious" thing, but what you guys believe isn't any of my business. What's your opinion of us?
•@"Blaqk Audio!? Yay another fan" Let's be friends?
•@Phonathon Ranter: Trust me, we don't like our job. It makes most of us feel really guilty. =/ That said, it is good pay and I'm not in a position to turn down a non-fws job on campus.
•Dear students of AU, I highly doubt the nude photos being sent to your phone are more important than actually paying attention to the students around you. Please refrain from texting so we might engage in delightful conversations about those nude photos. Sharing is caring! illiteraly yours, Anonymous
•Dear Davenport Coffee Dispensary, Please refrain from playing that elevator music again. I have had serious headaches and traumatizing night terrors from those saxophone riffs and smooth guitar playing. The Chinese wailing trip-hop does my bowels no favors either. Play Rod Stewart's "Stay With Me" to apologize for your transgressions! illiterately yours, Anonymous
•Stop assuming I want to be a housewife because I want to shop all day and spend my husband's money. I hate shopping. I just want to live with someone who loves me unconditionally and be able to give that love in return. I came from a really messed up and abusive family situation, and I just want a stable, functional, "normal" family life. Is that too much to ask?
•Is it so hard to believe that I am simply really good friends with a member of the opposite sex and that we both want to keep it that way? Please stop spreading rumors and get a life.
•wait so why did my rant about the crying girl in the mudbox get deleted? I thought these were rants... Rant |rant| Verb Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way. [Editor's note: See yesterday's editor's note.]
•Oh, and P.S. after reading the "Re : [Editor's note: Deleting an Eagle Rant is not "censorship."] I’m not the OP..." My new response: . . .Whatever. ¯\_(?)_/¯
•I have complicated feelings for my best friend. F*ck.
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