•Wow Editor, way to censor/delete my perfectly reasonable rant. I try to bring a little context into eagle rants by suggesting that USA gender pay disparity, 3rd trimester abortion legality, drunk college date rape, and other 1st world feminist problems pale in comparison to 3rd world disease, poverty, and starvation (yet the former dominates 90% of campus political activism). So I guess this is where the term feminazi comes from. Sincerely, Censored Atheist Liberal
•Why doesn't anyone use AIM anymore? JWLOLKTHX :?
•@person complaining about political rants: AU is ranked the most politically active campus in the country. You knew this when you came to AU. You should have expected political rants in the school newspaper. I for one, happen to like the political rants. It's fun hearing different opinions than just the liberal one.
•@”K, so my recently (ex) boyfriend is coming to visit to see if we can work things out. He says he can see us together but this weekend will determine if that happens.” Bring up in conversations your favorite memories of the two of you. (Make a list and memorize it if you have to so that you can effortlessly infuse the memories into your conversation with him.) And of course lots of amazing sex and BJs go without saying.
•@”[Editor's note: This editor just wants to point out that there's a difference between having more women than men enrolled to study a particular subject and the rate of pay those women and men receive.]” The ranter you are addressing never said that there was a difference. He/She was addressing the original poster’s rant saying that women don’t row up wanting be lawyers or doctors (which clearly is not true as indicated by the female to male ratio at med schools and law schools).
•There DEFINITELY needs to be a photography club on campus. I need a support group for my Canon addiction. [Editor's note: The Eagle and the Talon are always looking for photographers. Come join!]
•Rants suck! Mow that its just a free for all. You used to have to work to get something posted. #wishiwouldstopreadingthisgarbage
•Let's play a game called no one diss the editor for a whole week. It's almost finals and the editor is still posting rants for us every day (taking time away from her own studying). We need to be very grateful.
•@”My boyfriend won't even hug me in public. He claims it's because he hates PDA” I feel ya. My bf won’t even HOLD MY HAND in public because of PDA. And we’ve been together for 4 years. I used to get mad at him, but now I just accept that he is very self conscious. At least he makes up for it when we’re alone together if you know what I mean ;)
•Why does feminist have to mean anti-mother? I look forward to dedicating my life to my kids. And I wanna do lots of charity work for women’s issues (such as lobbying for more accessible and over the counter birth control options, more tax breaks for businesses that provide in-company day cares, and more flexible school breaks so that working parents can make the most of the time with their kids). I want to be a feminist but Women’s Initiative does zero programming about mothering issues. I shouldn’t feel like I have to choose between supporting mother issues and supporting feminism.
•@Other Eric Church lovers - of course. New friends = the best :) ~Original Ranter
•If you've had a lot of pain in your life don't let it define you. Instead let it strengthen you. Control your fears, and release your anger. Only then will you find your passion and maybe inner peace. #Vader
•I like to think that the reason my sister is a selfish b**** is because of how hard is was for her when my parents got divorced. But it’s been 12 years since the divorce and she is still just self-centered. I can’t take all her meanness anymore. But I’m the big sister and I feel like I have to protect her and be there for her no matter what. She has never once been supportive of me during my struggle with depression. And she constantly calls me “psycho”. Am I a bad big sister if I cut her off?
•Can we increase the word limit to 200 instead of 100? 200 words is a decent sized paragraph. And it takes forever to try and make a point in 100 words. [Editor's note: Brevity is the soul of wit.]
•GW student here, thanks for making me feel welcome :)
•@unexplained 8% gender income gap: Thanks for the insightful rant that is based on more than just some opinion. You didn’t say but I’m guessing the study does take hours worked into consideration? And you said it hold experience level and education equal. And the study is only looking at women who have never had children compared to men who have never had children?
•Stop giving me weird looks for drinking a juice box. My juicebox contains 100% juice, a very healthy drink. Your soda bottle is full of artificial sweeteners and dyes, carcinogens, gross sticky goop. I think I'm the one making the best choice here. So stop looking at me.
•@women paid 8% less than men even when controlling for education and experience (among women who have never had kids compared to men who have never had kids) : Perhaps this 8% discrepancy could be explained by the fact that many women who have never had children will soon become pregnant and have children (lowering their hours worked). So therefore the gap is explained by the predicted future value of a women’s work hours based on statistics that most women do eventually go on to have kids. Women have babies and men do not. This isn’t sexism; it’s biology.
•It seem like Carmen Rios has been president of Women's Initiate for like 8 years. Is this an endless dictatorship? (And she's in an elected position, do no deleting my rant.) [Editor's note: She has been president for a year.]
•@Bullying Club- can't do then I have class at that time :/ later that night??
•people complain about not having enough rants on here.. well here's a rant- EAGLE SECURE IS AWFUL if I can't get on the Internet one more time I'm transferring (kidding but seriously fix this crap)
•@ the person who stays fb friends with people you disliked in high school: I do the same thing haha. I guess it's just the satisfaction of knowing that we're going places in life and they're not.
•"Arrogance, Pessimism, and being Anti-social have helped me find the self confidence I've been missing for a long time." I think I've finally found someone I can connect with!
•of course we dont talk the whole semester,and now with only a few weeks left i realize you are actually an awesome guy *sigh*
•FTL means "Faster than light"
•As a pro-choice woman who doesn't plan on having children in her 20's, if ever, the fact that you think a baby, your flesh and blood, growing inside of you is DESTROYING you is disgusting. Please get your tubes tied, never reproduce, and go get a heart
•my ex is flying in to see me in 2 weeks because he wants to rekindle our relationship. My advice is to just keep things very light, casual, go out and enjoy each other's company. It'll allow you both to talk honestly and feel relaxed. best of luck!!
•TDR had yogurt dressing today for the salad. I just want to swim in this and eat my way out. It is that delicious
•YES the flowers smell so good. I'll take the long way back to my dorms just to walk past the flowers, always picks me up and lately I've been needing that
•@"A woman with a weapon" - I wish my boyfriend thought the way you do. I have many weapons, and I am quite skilled with all of them, and I am also quite dangerous unarmed. He tries not to think about it, it weirds him out :/
•I was running for the elevator in Letts as the doors were closing. I stuck my hand in and pulled it out quickly, but the doors closed anyways. Someone inside let out an evil laugh as the elevator ascended. Not only did the elevator only go to the third floor, but I'm doing the Day of Silence and couldn't call for you to hold the door. Bet you feel like an asshole now, huh?
•I'll ask again: Is anyone gonna be around for the Capital Pride festival in June? I don't wanna go as a dorky gay gal all by myself.
•BLINK-182 FOREVER AND EVER.
•I saw you in micro and we made crazy contact. In fact, every time we see each other we make crazy eye contact. Can we just know each other already? I'm in love :)
•I live and I'll die Hooked on a star, Enraptured by the sky, In love with a satellite.
•WP Hater: Haters gonna hate. I think you're jealous you didn't get into the World Politics UC. It is the best one. They are the best kids. I mean, PTJ and Dylan Craig are the professors... better than you'll ever get.
•To the person who left AU after their freshman year...may I ask why? I'm not sure whether this is the school for me...
•Do they tell you not to eat for 20 minutes after using mouthwash because then the mouthwash makes your teeth cleaner or because then you are less likely to ingest the chemicals in the mouthwash?
•I miss morning rants. :(
•No one said it would get any easier. No one said much of anything. I have this dream, see, and I'm sitting at a table, and who's sitting there? Every victim of every case I've worked. And they are all just looking at me. De Niro: What are they saying? Nothin'. Just staring at me, and their eyes are full on black. Just big black f***in eyes strain'. De Niro: Some Dream.
•Let America be America again. Let it be the dream it used to be. Let it be the pioneer on the plain Seeking a home where he himself is free. -L.H.
•Why does the library close so early on Friday? Where else am I supposed to borrow movies for free?
•To all the pro-lifers that have clearly never had a biology class, please look up the biological definition of a parasite. If you think a five month old fetus is "viable" without an array of modern medical interventions, you are sorely mistaken. But thanks for playing!
•Your computer screen is very bright and in my face. I can't help but look at it. I'm not a stalker or creeper, your just messing with my eyesight.
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