Editor's note: Due to the ridiculous amount of work it takes to publish Rants each day, Eagle Rants will return to being a weekly event. Check back April 8 for the next round of Rants.
•@'I believe in Harvey Dent', How's that working out for you? -The Joker
•@"Is it normal to feel so lonely in college?" I feel the same exact way. I'm a freshman too, and the workers who swipe kids in at TDR all automatically assume I want a box every time I come in. When I do actually go to TDR with someone they still ask.... Want to get TDR with me sometime?
•Save Sariva!
•drunk rants
•Why the fudge did I get myself back involved? I really question my sanity sometimes.
•Pretty glad no one can see me spazzing out to the Muppets...........
•I too am sorry for making fun of the SI ranter. I thought SI was an STD. Self injury is serious issue. I hope you are reaching out to the counseling center. They are very helpful and have experience with these types of things.
•Why do we give people painkillers for physical injuries, but not for emotional injuries and heartbreak? Heartbreak hurts so much worse than a broken bone. Make the pain stop! [Editor's note: When this editor is feeling lonely and sad, she makes a mental map of all of the people all over the world that care about her. It helps a bit.]
•@coffee instead of adderall: People with ADHD. Coffee just wakes me up it doesn't help me focus.
•How'd I let you slip away when I'm longing so to hold you? Now I'd die for one more day 'cause there's something I should have told you.
•WHOEVER QUOTED "YOUR EYES": I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!
•Geez people, if you don't know what a word on here means, there's this magical device called "Google" and "Urban Dictionary"... be smart and use it before you rant about not knowing what something is!
•I'm so, so sorry he said no. I'm the original person in the same boat as you and I'm also going through a weird time with my ex. hang in there, go out with your friends, throw yourself into work. it's going to be ok, I promise.
•Eagle Rants =/= google. Looking it up is much faster than ranting it, waiting for 24 hours and hoping for a response.
•@ lots of people know what SI means: Obviously not judging by yesterday's eagle rants. Why not educate people on the subject rather than write them off?
•woof woof
•It's very nice to know I'm in control again.
•Ranted meetings should take place outside the eagle office. It'd be easier.
•What's wrong with being a prude? I've [litterally] got 99 problems, and being a prude ain't one.
•@[Editor’s note: meow. here.] WOOF WOOF
•Game of Thrones tonight!
April Fools.
Rant here!

