Rant here!
• I don't get the rant "You might be a liberal if…you use the compensation/typical over-the-top (I’m sorry’s/thank you SOOO much) when ordering food on-campus." Are you implying that it's a bad thing to be polite? Sorry, I'm not sorry that I want people to know I appreciate and respect them. PS: Sorry I said sorry SOOO much! Hopefully this compensation is not too over the top for you! :)
• @Is there an awkward virgins club I can join?, I would totally join this because I too am an awkward virgin who enjoys using uncommon words like ilk.
• Why are you censoring SG campaign rants??? [Editor’s Note: I didn’t want Eagle Rants to become a forum for campaigning, there was just too much, they would’ve taken over rants. Feel free to post campaign things in the comments.]
• @”I always dreamed of finding the man I was going to marry in college and falling madly in love… then I came to AU as a straight girl and realized that’s never going to happen…” There is no rule saying you can only date guys are your own school. You can still meet your future husband while you’re in college, but he can be at a nearby school like GW, Georgetown, George Mason, UMaryland, etc. You live in a major metropolis. There are plenty of young eligible straight guys in DC. Get off your lazy *** and go off campus.
• @”Eagle Rants were better when they where weekly. There was more competition so the standards to get published were higher.” There was never any “competition” for eagle rants. All rants that didn’t any rules were published. Just like they are now. The only difference is now we get a daily serving of eagle rants happiness rather than an eagle rants overdose once a week that took hours to read the whole thing.
• Why does it say "Comments for this page are closed." at the bottom of the March 24 eagle rants? Since when are comments banned on eagle rants? [Editor’s Note: That wasn’t done on purpose, I think it was a glitch]
• @person who likes to have a partner pull out his/her poops: I like to pull out my own poops. Total anal G-spot stimulation. And I'm too embarrassed to ask my partner, so I just do it myself. How did you go about asking your partner?
• @Earthlings ranter: Agreed! It's so good, it's free, and it helped reinforce decisions I've made.
• I've pretty much accepted that't I'll be an awkward, single lesbian for the rest of my life. Except for maybe a dog companion or two. And some books.
• @my apps entertain me: haha My apps entertain me too.
• Question to AU community: I'm pretty new to the iphone community (I know, point and laugh). But which apps would you recommend I download? Preferably, free ones.
• I'm a math major, doubling with something else. People think this means I want to do research and statistics. And they think I'm good at calculating tax and tip... I HATE statistics, and I suck at arithmetic. Gulp. What am I doing? (Also yeah, yeah, AU has math majors, shocker shocker)
• "For everyone who wants an anonymous sex column, why doesn’t someone just start an anonymous Tumblr?" YES
• @6’ 4” man: That person was crazy. Also, tall guys are hot.
• @awkward virgins club: Hahaha I like it <3
• You might be a liberal if... you wear a hoodie to support the kid who was murdered, but not dress up as a Tribesman for all the innocents your country extinguished.
• An awkward virgins club would be great. Especially if it was created for the purpose of promoting the loss of this virginity. It'd be interesting to watch as the club slowly got smaller.
• What time is it?
• @McDowell Pokémon Trainer You don't need good grammar to become a pokemon master!!!!!!!! ((((:
• "You might be a liberal if…you use the compensation/typical over-the-top (I’m sorry’s/thank you SOOO much) when ordering food on-campus." Or you're just a polite person?? Try and understand for a second how terrible it is to work in a place where students treat you like garbage because they expect you to cater to their every little whim because they're paying out the big bucks to be here. Although this does just confirm my suspicion that non-liberals use the term liberal to defend being a complete jerk ("being PC is obnoxious", etc)
• Wish more people would have come out to Gym Class Heroes. They were genuinely nice, fun guys, and it was a pretty good time. Unexpectedly great, nice one SUB!
• ughh i just want you to like me back and i can't tell if you do
• @anonymous sex Tumblr - that is a great idea! Someone please start this, I would but I'm an advice seeker not an advice giver.
• To the bootylicious biddy who left the cakecakes on the mcdowell stoop... gracias chica!
• My dream today: your roommate was getting married and you were the best man. I was asked to preform the ceremony so we sat in the back of a class and drank scotch out of a NyQuil bottle planning the wedding until giant mechanical spiders destroyed DC.
• I have been betrayed by those I trust most. Again.
• White straight middle-class men are not an oppressed minority. Challenging your privilege isn't persecution.
• Holi was awesome! But now I can't get the purpel dye off my ear :/
• AUSG Presidential Poll of 200 students Friday March 23: Yu 24%, Merrick 21%, Finn 17%, Jones 8%, Undecided 30%
• I don't really like any of my friends anymoreI really want to but they're all so nitpicky that we can never do anything anymore. I want to to make all new friends but im a second semester senior =(
• I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AFTER GRADUATION. and i have no time to plan anything either. I dont even have time to read eagle rants anymore!
• We'll meet beyond the shore We'll kiss just as before Happy we'll be beyond the sea And never again I'll go sailing...
• Holi has now become one of my new favorite holidays of all time. >:D
• Hangovers are a way to know you had a great evening
• I'm so tired of reading rants or hearing people say "I pay $50385035 to go here so I expect x thing" (like the AC to be turned on immediately because they're sooo hot). Stop whining. The world doesn't revolve around your whims.
• @McDowell Pokémon Trainer can we please have a Pokémon battle? I haven't in so long
• I watched both seasons of Downton Abbey AND the Christmas Special this week, and now I have to wait until September for more. Does anyone have suggestions for what else to watch?
• @ the girls who want guys to approach them... What do you want the guy to say exactly, because I usually same something awkward and come off as awkward but I'm really not for the most part. Advice would be appreciated :)
• i get that i'm not very pretty and i'm not very smart, but i still think i'm kind of funny and pretty fun to be around -- does anyone want to date me??
• @Purple shirt in the dav - What did this shirt look like? I wonder if its me.
• Holi was the best free event at AU this year. Why can't more groups hold events that awesome?