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Eagle Rants March 24

Rant here!


• @"(p.s. I still think we still need that anonymous sex column)" I agree. Maybe the new Eagle Rants editor will be able to finally make this happen. hint hint wink wink...

• @"Why can’t you ‘like’ an Eagle Rant? Now I have to post them on facebook so i can like them!" Love this idea.

• What ever happened to the fetish rants? Here is my fetish rant. I like my partner to finger me in the a**hole and pull my poops out.

• @WGI fan-- can we watch it together?? I need someone to have WGI feelings with who won't judge me haha

• @"I think I have a sex addiction." There is a free, anonymous, local group for sex addicts that meets in dupont circle. I'm a member. It's people of all ages and there are groups for just guys and for just girls if you would be more comfortable in a single sex group. Hope to see you there.

• I do 4 cans of whip its at night in order to ease my pain and anxiety over my messed up family situation before I can finally calm down enough to go to sleep. And it's not even things going on right now. It's memories of things that happened years ago. Therapy has helped a little, but I'm still so broken inside. :(

• @possible sex addict : Unless your having sex is interfering negatively with your life, then it’s not sex addiction. It’s normal to want to have sex multiple times a week (or multiple times a day in a new relationship). Maybe you are meeting people on craiglist because you are shy? I suggest you go to the counseling center and if your therapist thinks you have a sex addiction, then they will refer you to the appropriate treatment.

• Can you just propose already so I can finally be secure enough to believe you won't ever leave me again? I know you said you learned your lesson the first time and you would never leave again, but I still don't completely believe you. Please just propose already. I can't take another year of waiting. 3 years is long enough!

• I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets

• Is there an awkward virgins club I can join? Because I feel like that would be the place where I could finally find my ilk.

• Note to straight guys- You should not be afraid to go up and say hi/talk to girls here. You are so scarce that if you aren't gay, we will talk back

• @craigslist ranter : Meeting people online is great and all as long as you get to know him/her really well before you meet in person.  Craiglist meetings are usually anonymous, so I worry for your safety.  I knew a guy in high school who got murdered by someone he met on craigslist for sex.  If you are introverted and want to talk online to a girl before you meet her in person, why not use facebook, discussion forums, or online dating sites like okcupid? I just don’t want you to get into something scary. And I hope you’re using protection.

• 6'4" and 210 is not fat all. haters gonna hate

• Attempting to flatter me by calling me innocent is about as "complimentary" as calling someone special. I'm about as innocent as Sandy from Blue Velvet- i.e., there's bugs beneath the lawn.

• For everyone who wants an anonymous sex column, why doesn't someone just start an anonymous Tumblr?

• Why do people care so much about watching the bracket thing on TV?

• @"catch": perhaps it's time to reevaluate how much of a catch you really are

• You might be a liberal...if you criticize 'big bad corporations' and not the people who bailed them out. You might be a liberal if...you see the UN as a positive force and egalitarian power...even as it's blatantly an oligarchy

• We were both drunk in the elevator and you confused me for someone in Professor Collin's class. you're hot, I'm hot, let's talk. (;

• @ person who hooked up with someone, stopped hooking up and then hooked up again- by any chance did you watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind together?

• I always dreamed of finding the man I was going to marry in college and falling madly in love... then I came to AU as a straight girl and realized that's never going to happen...

• I just wish a guy would come up and talk to me... a straight one who genuinely wants to get to know me

• Eagle Rants were better when they where weekly. There was more competition so the standards to get published were higher.Now it's just the daily musings of random whiny college students.

• Cake or death? Neither I'll have the chicken.

• I don't deserve to be here. Whoa. First time I've felt that way. ):

• hey AU- it was 80 degrees yesterday and you have heat on in my room... I pay $50,000 a year to go here so if you want that money to keep coming, turn on the freaking AC

• The "We want to hear from you" board at TDR is for comments about the food.  It is not there to serve as a soap box for your political beliefs.  Stop posting inflammatory political comments at TDR and get a life.

• How come all of the SG Candidates are talking about diversity, but none of them EVER mention diversity of ideas?

• You might be a liberal if...you use the compensation/typical over-the-top (I'm sorry's/thank you SOOO much) when ordering food on-campus.

• How is it possible for me to generally dislike almost everyone in my pledge class?

• @boob sweat girl. The thought of boob sweat on a beautiful day is hot. -A guy


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