Rant here!
• There is no such thing as an "at-large conference" in college basketball. There are at-large bids to the tournament for teams that don't win their conference. AU did not win their conference or earn an at-large bid, so they are not in the bracket.
• What's so bad about funnels? Am I missing something?
• @"Deathly Hallows Tattoo: That’s the trashiest thing I’ve ever heard of" Good thing it's not on you then! I totally love it :)
• So sad I'm not watching the Hunger Games tonight. I'm dying of sadness and loneliness here in my dorm/oven.
• Now that I'm single I can pursue all those cute guys I noticed in my classes at the beginning of the semester #lookingonthebrightsideofabreakup
• @Kegels: Sexytime. That is how you tell.
• I can't remember the last time I ate a vegetable
• So, how exactly does one go about using the JFC if you've never been there? Hand them your ID, they swipe you, and you go work out? I've never been inside, but I want to start having a healthier lifestyle... I'm just scared of doing it wrong or being judged. [Editor’s Note: The first time you go you have to sign a form, but after that you're good]
• @my boyfriend is ashamed of me. I want a go at you.
• I think I helped contribute to the "Community" hiatus because I couldn't watch it live because of my roommate. It's happening again this semester, and I don't want it to go away again. It was too difficult the last time.
• Why can't you 'like' an Eagle Rant? Now I have to post them on facebook so i can like them!
• that awkward moment when you can't wear a certain pair of earrings bc last weekend you shacked with a boy, he sucked it out of your ear (so weird), and its still at his apartment.
• @Hey I just met you. And this is crazy!?BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER. SO CALL ME MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• hey. we're friends and we've hooked up a few times. I like hanging out with you, but I'm only want something casual like fwb. you down? [Editor’s Note: I’m going to have to decline on account of being an amorphous online-only being who can’t enter into a fwb relationship with you]
• i was lonely today... i miss you
• @Willing to make the first move: Make the first move anyway! It might just make someone's day. :)
• @kegels-- I've heard a well kegeled vagina feels way better for whoever is inside it. (p.s. I still think we still need that anonymous sex column)
• I'm a liberal and I know way more about drones than Kony because I didn't get sucked in by the lack of fact checking and the supreme white saviorness of the whole thing.
• @McDowell Pokémon Trainer No worries about the grammar, I look forward to an epic meet up at some point.
• @graphic design contest: too true, does no one on any campaign have an eye for design? the posters are atrocious.
• You know the true people doing stuff for AU are the ones not trying to get your vote. Also, as a former senator in SG I must say that SG still does nothing.
• @kegal exercise girl. time will tell if they're working, keep doing them and when you're forty you'll have the vagina of a 20 year old, or when you're having sex try to do a kegal and if he feels it then it's paying off
• @And there’s a problem here? Can’t either, and I’m a guy. We can fix this though.
• @girl doing kegals... yeah anyt guy could probably let you know how you're doing...
• Dear AU: watch "earthlings". it will change your life, one way or the other.
• A man chooses. A slave obeys.
• Instead of my normal fantasies of crazy sex, whenever my fantasies of you are us walking around campus with your arm around me and taking naps on the quad while cuddling. I think the last time I was crushing on someone this hard was in high school.
• So there can't be any rants about the SG candidates, who are very publicly running for something, but before Spring Break, there were like four rants about Douglas Bell, who isn't publicly running for anything. Yay for double standards!
• Where are the March 23 Eagle Rants?! NOT OKAY EDITOR!!
• I pushed the music button on my iphone and I held the button down too long so all the little icons started jiggling when my music started playing. It was like my apps were dancing to my music. Hashtag, I have no friends so my apps entertain me.
• Do any other former dancers watch Dance Moms? Is Melissa the fakest biotch ever or what?
• Yo man, I went to a frat party and my frinz was alls like "Yo, you gotta dance aka rub your boner all over that girl over there!" I'm alls like, "lolwut? yo I don't wanna get smacked or nuthin!" what ever happened to just having a good time. This reminds me of prom in high school when everybody was all freaking out over getting a date. Can I not just go and have fun?
• I lost my virginity to a prostitute and all of my sexual encounters have happened via craigslist. I think I have a sex addiction.
• Who is excited for WGI 2012? RCC is looking pretty hot.
• I don't give a sh!t about your stupid question. I just want to advise you that it's Kegel, not Kegal.
• New England is Awesome.... You just have to find the right people and a have a high paying salary :)...
• You might be a Republican if you don't know what Yemen and Somalia are.
• Cake or death?
• So my roommate broke one of my cups and still hasn't told me about it. I know she did it because my other roommate was there when it happened. I'm not mad at her or anything. I would just like for her to tell me when something like this happens. I don't know if I should ask her because I feel like if I did she would think I was mad.
• Pretty pumped for the Reason Rally on Saturday. Who else is going?
• Listen to Neil deGrasse Tyson. [Editor’s Note: Always.]
• To the purple-shirted boy in the Dav: I just wanted to say that you looked gorgeous. If I see you around I hope you won't be opposed to a cup of Joe on me. ;)
• Class is not the place for fantasy baseball. If you have to do it in class, sit in the back of the room for heaven's sake. Or FB chat each other. Or text or something. I really don't care which player broke his ankle while I'm trying to pay attention to the one class I'm struggling in.
• Remember that one time no one cared about the college dems anymore?
• Though I agree with living life to the fullest, seizing the day, etc. I can't take people who use the phrase "YOLO" seriously. "YOLO" to me sounds like some weird yogurt product (like gogurt but maybe less gross). [Editor’s Note: The best thing about YOLO is that the only reason you need to use YOLO is YOLO]
• Dear Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, My life is so much bleaker when I can't watch your shows. Please come back from vacation soon. Love, I love you an unhealthy amount
• HAHAHA College Dems...Remember when they were relevant.
• Ladies, I'm a 6' 4" man who recently got called "fat" for weighing 210. Is the person who called me this crazy or accurate?
• I do enjoy the nicer weather but not the accompanying puddles of boob sweat... ick.
• Stop complaining about the AC. It's not that bad, and I know several people back home (my very best friend included) who simply do not HAVE AC and just live with the heat all summer long. Be thankful for what you have, and that you will have AC through the worst of the summer.
• The Black Parade is back in style... #rickperry
• As excited as I am for Season 2 of Game of Thrones...I don't know if I have the emotional fortitude to watch the Red Wedding happen on screen. :(
• I'm not full of myself but I know I'm a catch. The fact that guys who aren't in my league don't want a relationship with me is kinda annoying
• Dear Eagle Rants Editor: I like your wit and awesome comments but I would appreciate it if you'd post rants more consistently.
• too drunk for this class
• Yup, I screwed up. I know you won't be mad at me forever, but it still sucks that you're mad at me right now.
• That awkward moment when you remember there was a Rick Perry protest by walking into your room and hearing the chanting echoing around campus. I was outside the whole day and I missed the march? Dangit...
• @OtherClassicCrimeFan: IT'S LIKE WE NEVER HAD TIME!
