Rant here!
• @FratLovin'Roomie: One-word responses usually shut people up. It'll eventually fizzle out, I promise.
• Dear New Englander, ever heard of California? It's better than where you're from. :P
• @”stop embarrassing yourself by starting drama and start looking as hot as the new girl, maybe then you could actually find a rebound.” Wow. I’m sure you’re single. Non a**hole like girls for their personalities and their minds, not just their looks. Have fun going through multiple wives throughout your life because you are extremely shallow.
• @”Pokémon trainer.” Your improper use of pronouns means I am no longer interested. LOL Poor guy. He's definitely lucky she told him she's not interested. She sounds like a real charmer...
• @shameful girlfriend -- if you're together, at least the sex must be good, eh? Look on the bright side ;)
• I would be willing to make the first move, you just need to show some kind of interest and not look away when I notice you
• if the SG and RHA campaigns were a graphic design contest, no one would win.
• @”hot and bothered about Chinese politics” I know how it is. Despite all the hubbub about the primary, contraception coverage, and Iran's nuclear program, to me the most interesting story in the past couple weeks was Bo Xilai's resignation.
• amigos, please stop leaving trails of bread outside my rooms that lead to an empty bread bag. at least send us to a cute boy. xoxo Ando3**
• Make it nasty
• my roommate has crumbs on her shirt... #embarassing
• @Bike Lending complaint - Sorry you had problems with the lockers. :/ I maintain the bikes and personally checked ALL the lockers within the last week, so I know the keys work. If you need help / have questions, please come to MGC 262 or reach out to us via facebook / e-mail
• To people wondering about NCAA bracket: No AU was not in the bracket because were in the Patriot League. The Patriot League is an at-large conference which means the team that wins the PL league tournament will be accepted in, thus Lehigh went to tournament.
• I want a boyfriend!
• Whoa whoa whoa. Let's just say you have no idea what we do and leave it at that. No idea. If you had any idea of what we do we would not be very good at what we do would we? We would be wonks. Are you calling us wonks?
• Seriously? My phone has been hoarding my texts and the only way I can get them is to call myself. CURSE YOU, VERIZON
• Dear Anderson showers, You have the worst water pressure in the world. I liked you better before break. Love, it takes me ten minutes longer to shower because there's hardly any water
• "So is anyone else excited for Season 2 of Game of Thrones? #WarIsComing" I cannot wait!!!!! I stayed up all night to re-watch the first season on HBO. #thecoldwindsarerising
• I am having horrific visions of my own death. There is a sparkly funnel involved.
• Dear roommate: I enjoy talking to you about your classes while I am doing other things. But there's no reason to heckle about what I'm making for lunch while I'm making it. On the other hand, it's a funny story.
• BRACE YOURSELVES. The funnels are coming.
• HEY! Been trying to meet you
• I would like to apologize for my bike rant yesterday. Obviously I am stupid and could not use a key properly.
• Hey I just met you. And this is crazy!? • You might be a liberal if...you know more about Kony than you do about drone strikes in Yemen and Somalia
• re:"the insider-outsider group phenomena. Sorry, you’re not special." wasn't trying to be. thanks for the info, it's interesting and I didn't know that... could've done without the sass though.
• Bike lending people! Is there any way the bikes that aren't being reserved could be borrowed without a reservation? I'm a spontaneous biker, and I'd love it if I could take one out for just an hour when no one else has it reserved.
• Please do not protest from INSIDE the Rick Perry event. You all have the right to protest, but please do not cause a disturbance inside.
• I was the person who ranted about creating a LDR support group...thanks to those that said they would support or join I'm gonna pick up the student activities form tomorrow =)
• @"I have to stop wanting to deflower virgins. Those boys are mad awk." This is my exact problem...
• @"Headphone’s have been around since the ‘90s" I'm pretty sure headphones have been around long before the 90s. Hell, they started selling the walkman in the 1970s.
• @ThEagle ranter: You're welcome.
• "I can't stop masturbating... I'm a girl" And there's a problem here? Can't either, and I'm a guy. We can fix this though ;)
• Badger: "Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't wanna eat ya just 'cause they're craving the protein. They do it 'cause, they do it 'cause they hate Americans, man. Talibans. They're the Talibans of the zombie world." Can Badger and Skinny Pete please have a spinoff from Breaking Bad? Or some kind of ridiculous online minisode series? The conversations between the two provide the best comic relief. XD
• So the streaking will commence when exactly? I'm actually really surprised that there isn't some unwritten rule where it's one of the things to do on the quad before you graduate. :P
• I've got Count Choculitis! I can't stop eating!
• That awkward moment when you got really excited about the puppies on the quad, wrote about it on Eagle Rants, got a response from the owner to a girl, and you're actually a guy. Welp. XP Can't help myself: an adorable puppy will always make me freak out.
• @YOLO: YODO (you only die once). Keep that in mind when you use YOLO to justify every decision.
• shut the f up you dumb idiots. you're on the SILENT FLOOR
• @Deathly Hallows Tattoo: That's the trashiest thing I've ever heard of
• I am sick and tired of no AC! I'm barely getting any sleep and it's unbearable. Sincerely, Annoyed
• I GOT IN
• writing my paper in my hughes lounge at 6 AM and i can hear the goddamn rats running around so loudly above the ceiling tiles... :'(
• Last night I dreamed we went sailing with the navy and the Game of Thrones characters. Ned Stark's entire ship died. Except for Bran who we rescued by turning our boat into a submarine and took to Disney land. Then you went home to your job at an antique store. I visited you and all your coworkers thought we were just precious together.
• @ Ringtone Pokémon Trainer: "Your" in my previous rant should be "You're." I apologize to all the Grammar Nazis who read the Eagle Rants. Honest mistake on my part. McDowell Pokémon Trainer
• *"Point of Process" hand signal directed at all Eagle Ranters*
• I thought my roommate was in my room this morning, but I woke up to the sight of his bed frame without a mattress and no roommate on his side of the room.
• When once the master of the house has risen and shut the door, and you begin to stand outside and to knock at the door, saying, ‘Lord, open to us,’ then he will answer you, ‘Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.’ Luke 13:25
• "@Bike Lending - Hey there! I work for Bike Lending and it’s pretty awesome. You get free bikes to ride around the city and we’re hosting two free tours this semester (the first of which is to the Cherry Blossom Festival!) Stop by MGC 262 or contact us through the “Bike Lending at AU” facebook page. Hope this helps!" And you also approve requests but then none of the keys are in the box. What is up BIke Lending? I hate you now. Get your ish together.
• I was in the test group for Today@Au and lord did I want to say that they were making a big mistake. If we didn't ask for a new Today@AU, why would you give it to us?
• @"Sorry, you're not special" referencing school spirit rants What a little stuck-up you are. Psychological phenomena or not, why must you be so demeaning when sharing what you know?
• To clarify, this is NOT a rant motivated by hate, nor do I believe that most Muslim people are extremists and terrorists. In response to the recent shootings by Mohammed Merah in France as well as my personal fears resulting from the rapid increase in terrorist activities over the past few decades, I was wondering why Muslims of the world who oppose terrorism have not made a greater collective effort to condemn their radical Islamic brethren, especially in light of the resulting prejudice toward Islamic people.
• I respect your right to believe what you believe and love who you love. Please show ME some respect to go see a speaker------without having to hear you speak/scream as well.
• I think I found my philosopher-king. ;)
• I’ve been doing kegal exercises, but how do I tell if my vagina muscles are getting any stronger? Doing kegal exercises always feel the same no matter how many I do, so it’s not like I can gauge based on ability to do more reps? Can anyone help a girl out?
• Lack of AC. You know what I'm going to say about it. That is all
• DEAR BOY, PLEASE COME BACK TO AU. WE DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING YET! THIS MAKES ME SAD.
