Rant here!
• @”Can we go back to weekly rants?” Damn you to hell.
• When is take back the night/rape is bad parade? As I guy, I want to be sure to march in that again.
• I think I'm going to have an anxiety attack if there are no rants over spring break. True story. Please don’t do this to me editor! PLEASE! If you can’t post rants every day, can you maybe ask around for a temporary replacement to post the rants each day? PLEASE!? [Editor’s Note: This is awkward.]
• So my LDR bf says at the beginning of the week that he may or may not come visit this weekend. Then the DAY OF the supposed visit, he is still all “idk if I’ll come visit tonight. Maybe. I have to do laundry and stuff.” I wait around for him all day and adjust my schedule for him. And he doesn’t show up. (Never said he would, always maybes). Am I being a control freak or is he being an inconsiderate jerk? I think it’s selfish to not give someone your plans on the DAY OF the hypothetical event.
• Soooo we both went to an after party last weekend. You're a close friend of mine.. we have many mutual friends. manyyy. and I am finding interest in you now.. a lot.. andddddddd you won't see it coming. So.....get ready ;)
• @"Trouble" RAY!! his voice is beautiful.
• To the girl who's day was made with my puppies: I'm so happy they made your day! Puppies just make everything better :)
• I just started classes a week ago and already have to think of what classes to take next semester.. T^T
• Omg I love whoever suggested the vending machine full of cliff bars
• Is a male slut called a slut?
• Kelly Clarkson
• Why doesn't the Eagle write about RHA?
• I need a girlfriend.
• I'm fugly. At least I'm not a slut.
• Editor, please DON'T move the Eagle Rants tab anymore. When it was on the left before the text was messed up. I haven't had any issues since it's been moved to the right.
• Bean sprouts make me uncomfortable.
• Max from the show United States of Tara is my new Dream Husband. Why don't guys like that exist in real life?
• @ Person who wants to reduce number of people in LDR's at AU: Sorry. It's not gonna happen. There are a ton of great guys and girls at AU, but if someone is in love and connected to the person they are already with, no one is going to sacrifice that to pursue people they don't really care about. Love, Someone in a happy, healthy LDR
• @Dear freshmen who thinks they have more credits than me. You dont. You’re just like everyone else at this school who thinks their smart. STFU or GTFO I'm sure someone else will comment on this... But seriously? "Their smart"? The original ranter was rude, sure, and probably doesn't actually have more credits than you... But were any of those credits English classes?
• OMG PLEASE POST EAGLE RANTS NOW!!
• @Someone needs to start a petition or awareness campaign or something to cut down on the excessive amount of long-distance relationships (half) on this campus. Cut down on? As someone in a failing LDR, I'd prefer a support group. I agree there are a ton on this campus though.
• yo guys, i'm really upset with the quality of tacos in washington dc. i thought they'd be better.
• @ the ranter who was upset about Dan Savage: Santorum isn't a sex act; it's the byproduct of anal sex.
• i veto the new editor. bring back the old!
• Dear freshmen who thinks they have more credits than me. You dont. You’re just like everyone else at this school who thinks their smart. STFU or GTFO I apologize for saying you are stupid when I incorrectly used their........
• 59 days, 'til I'm home! :)
• Hopeful place.
• I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
• I have to believe in karma...otherwise I'd have to take up vigilante justice.
• there will be revolts
• if the rants editor's dead or had a family/friend emergency or something, i feel bad and i'm sorry. if not, i will hunt you down. [Editor’s Note: Neither of those things happened, so... Come at me bro]
• I am the guy who wishes they could drop out of school and become a Pokémon trainer. To the ranters who commented back. A.) I am single. B.) I live in McDowell. C.) I've played and still own the older Pokemon Games. D.) I own the older pokemon cards. E.) I used to watch the older TV show and plan on watching it over again. F.) You should join me if you so choose, so we may become the best like no one ever was. G.) The Editor should let this rant go through. Sincerely, McDowell Pokemon Trainer
• @"less harmful ways to relieve stress" does that mean we can designate all the benches around campus that smokers sit on to be available at all times for masturbation activities and marijuana consumption?
• RIVERS ON CAMPUS MOVEMENT 2012
• Missing my man over spring break, MAMA WANTS SOME LOVIN'
• The Eagle Rants Editor doesn't have a preference over what gender he is referred to as, right honey? [Editor’s Note: Is “His Excellency” a gender? Because if so, I’d prefer that.]
• REMEMBER HOW IS SPRING BREAKS RIGHT NOW, WHERE MY EAGLE RANTS ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
• Home home on the range, where the deers and the cantelopes play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the sky is not cloudy all day.
• #DRUNKRANTINGS IT'S SPRING BREAK AND DAY DRINKING JUST TURNED INTO NIGHTS DRINKING weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• I have the strangest dreams at home; last night I dreamed you were in the hospital because you had a folic acid deficiency. So I spent all night making you cucumber, celery, carrot and corn smoothies.
• Can someone please clarify how Bike lending program works?
• @"Actually, undecided students don’t go to SIS, they go to CAS" Actually, I'm pretty sure you can be undecided in just about any school. I'm undecided in SPA.
• I'm really creeped out. Someone went on a "rant rage" about me before break. Just talk to me, I'm approachable. [Editor’s Note: I’m sorry this happened. I try to take out rants that identify a specific person, but alas, some rage still gets through.]
• To: original person replying to my ex rant Msg: We are meeting, FOR REAL, on the 20th. Last time I set this up. I'll be wearing blue. From: original ex ranter P.S.: It still wasn't nice to stand me up the 2/3 times we arranged this. [Editor’s Note: That’s tomorrow! He’ll be wearing blue!]
• Another wierd dream, this time I was Spider Man but my web wasn't working. We returned to the dorms to find they had been redone as Turkish palaces.
• Why are there so many typos in the Eagle? Do yall not proofread?
• I went to the Apple store to get a new charger because mine stopped working. While there, the person helping me discovered something else wrong. Now I'm computerless for all of break and have to use my family computer that freezes every 5 minutes. #firstworldproblems
• GIVE US EAGLE RANTS!
• Please sir, can we have some rants?
• I thought having my boyfriend be here suring spring break would be great but all we do is fight and now I don't think we'll be together much longer. Worst week ever.
• I like you, and I'm not entirely sure what to do with myself.
• I would love nothing more than to find another Classic Crime fan at AU
• the longer I'm away from AU, the more school spirit I feel... o __ O
• When Spring Break ends, there's probably going to be so many rants complaining needlessly about the lack of rants over Spring Break that I'm going to want to poke my eyes out. (It's called Spring BREAK for a reason, folks.) [Editor’s Note: You get extra points this week.]
• Is AU in that march madness bracket thing?
• Hey girl from twitter, 1. You're hot. 2. I'm pretty sure I keep seeing you everywhere on campus. We should definitely get Tavern sometime (Tavern is the lesser of the meal-swipe evils).
• AU, I'm a moderate Republican. I'm not a devil. Don't assume a person's complete political beliefs based on the title "Republican." A lot of us have liberal views on issues. Let's not be intolerant. -Moderate Republican
• It's spring break and I just want to apply for internships, but every single computer on campus is either not working or closed over break. Not all stydents are rich enough to go home over break but I guess the administration doesn't care about us.
• @ "Dear freshmen" Idk, I know a kid who came into the school with like 45-50 credits. Who knows how many credits they have..
• Last night I dreamed there was a zombie appocolypse on campus. My room mate and I were the only survivors and we headed out of town to find my eagle scout friend and make him save us. We also had a pet bunny. Why don't I dream like this at AU?
• I think my mom tried to make me gay. She was 3/4 successful. The quarter she missed was the part about being attracted to guys...
• Why is it so difficult for bars and clubs to post their age policy on their website? I just want to line dance and karaoke at Remington's, not mount a full on investigation to see if my under 21 friends can get in.
• I've had several opportunities for a relationship since last semester, and I would still rather be single and hook up. Sorry I'm not sorry I don't want to commit but still have a good time in bed. Booty calls: get at me.
• What in the hell is going in the old mcdonalds? I am loooosing it.
• I loved you. As conflicted as I felt I still loved you. But we aren't right for each other, and I might still love you a little, but it's getting better.
• You said there would be rants at least once during spring break. YOU LIE, eagle editor. YOU LIE!
• The Hunger Games is basically Battle Royale. I want all of you to know that, and to shut the hell up already.
• In SIS, every day is St. Patrick's Day. Lots of drinking, and people pretending to have ethnic backgrounds.
• I am so hungover.
• NEED RANTS NOWWWWW!
• I wish we could all just admit how damn lonely we are [Editor’s Note: Have you ever read rants?]
• @"We should bring Danny Brown instead of Gym class heroes." HELL YEAH
• That awful moment where you realized you hooked up with a libertarian
• So we were hooking up and then we weren't and then when did. I don't know what's happening but I get the feeling that we're going to try just being friends. But I like you, I really like you, and I don't want to be just friends.
• School is back and Eagle Rants aren't? FOR SHAME
• Who is the girl with like the side of her head shaved...because she is one of the most gorgeous humans I've seen at AU - a couple of marketplace admirers
• slut shamers: PUHLEASE. take it from a virgin: it's none of your business what someone else is doing in bed, unless they are doing it with you.
• Is it weird that I enjoy pooping?
• Anyone else find the new Today@AU layout repetitive and confusing?
• To the person in the Berks blasting "Someone Like You" if your gonna share your taste your music to everyone at least pick a happy song