•If the eagle isn't going to publish all of the Rangos Rants, people must know that he may not have a Facebook, but he's certainly a public figure.
•Are there any other gay girls on this campus? I know about Queers and Allies, yes-- but I'm not too terribly interested in activism. I just feel lonely and want a girl who will go to bookstores and go on bike rides and generally spend time doing dorky things with me. But I'm kinda scared to look.
•The semester just started last week... how is it possible that hot chocolate is already sold out of the Perch??
•I met you on Friday and I'd really like to get to know you more.. But I'm going abroad and then you're graduating.. Fate never seems to be in my favor.. :/
•@"Am I lazy if I'm a second semester freshman and I don't have an internship?" - Not at all. Consider this: 20% of AU students don't do any internships in their four years at college, and that's one of the lowest numbers in the country.
•Is it a bad idea to try and hook up with a someone I work with?
•Where are all the other people at who didn't get into the sorority they wanted? Can't someone complain so I'm not the only one?
•What do you mean I have to pay $600 a semester to be your sister...?
•Where are the Jan 23 Eagle Rants?!?!?! Mutiny awaits! [Editor’s note: They’re right there on the website, under the new “Eagle Rants” tab!]
•For those of you who think there's a poor selection of clubs on campus, may I recommend checking out one of the nine student media groups? They're pretty awesome. (That was a totally shameless plug; you may now bash me for it appropriately.)
•Why don't people around here go to sleep?!?
•Does anyone know any good support groups for people in long distance relationship? -drowning in sorrow
•Your negativity brings me down for days, even weeks. I can't take it anymore. I can't wait until I never have to see you again.
•Seriously? Do you have to congregate in the hallway and have a super loud party? And hey, I would be perfectly fine with that if you would MOVE when I try to get around you, instead of falling silent and staring at me like I just killed a kitten.
•That awkward moment when people get really serious about goldfish dying because they were left out by some sorority biddies. Does Peta really need to be contacted on this issue? Goldfish are great and all but they're difficult to keep alive even when cared for properly guys.
•@foundersdayquestions: Sorry but no non-AU student dates allowed. We have to limit even the number of students in attendance, so it wouldn't be very fair to let in non-AU students instead! And I'd go formal dress.
•I don't know if I like you yet... but my insane desire to constantly be in your presence is leading me to begin to think I might.
•Why am I always so hungry?
•So I'm thinking about transferring out of AU law school to go to a law school that is slightly lower ranked but in the same city as my long distance bf of 4 years. This will mean higher tuition, but money is not really an issue. I like my school, but I am miserable away from my bf and can't concentrate well enough to do my best. My sisters tells me transferring would be stupid. I don't know what to do...
•I'm really sick of waiting for my trust fund. Grandma, I love you. But you're 97 and you have been a vegetable for years now. It's time for you to join your ilk in heaven. And you will probably be more comfortable there then having nurses feed you and change you and medicate you with tons of psychoactive sedatives. Not trying to be selfish here. But tuition is not cheap. And I'm tired of living off of cheap nutrigrain bars.
•Am I the only one who feels like my brain is working at half the speed of other AU students? Maybe it's because I don't drink caffeine. All I know is, I miss being the smart one in the class. Now I feel lower than average.
•Student government makes way too much of an effort trying to look like they're actually important. Who exactly is Liz Richards and why did we elect her?
•Picnic tables are a GREAT idea!
•re: Downton Abbey dog-- it's name is Isis in the second season. In the first I think it's Cleo? Something like that.
•Girls: it's called going through recruitment, not rush
• I am so embarrassed AU is giving Bill Clinton a "Wonk of the Year" award. AU, WHY ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO DEPRESS THE VALUE OF MY DEGREE. WHY. If higher profile media picks this up I will hang my head in shame. Luckily, they most likely won't.
Rant here!
