The Question: How’s school?
The Correct Answer: Runs the gamut from “fine” to “good.” If they push it further, it’s a trap. Don’t play into their devious game, just change the conversation. Compliment their lovely decorations, or if not applicable, pretend to choke. People rarely make idle conversation with choking victims. ? The Question: What do you major in again?
The Correct Answer: A major that will not immediately result in the follow up, “What are you going to do with that?” Good: Business, Chemistry. Bad: Art History, Journalism. In a pinch, say you’re undecided. You can make this work until two months into your last semester, if you’re dedicated and sell your story. ? The Question: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
The Correct Answer: Don’t use the word “F***-buddy.” The correct phrasing is,?“I do, but I forget his or her last name.” ? The Question: What do you want to do after you graduate? (For freshmen and sophomores)
The Correct Answer: You may say that you haven’t quite figured it out. Perhaps charity work for the Peace Corps or Teach for America. The world is your oyster, and hopefully there’s a pearl inside. ? The Question: What do you want to do after you graduate? (For seniors)
The Correct Answer: Just don’t cry.
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