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Measuring up: guys, girls share personal preferences

Girls: "size of the boat" or "motion of the ocean?" Guys: tits or ass? I'm sure everyone wants to know the general opinions on the subject. Everyone has their own opinions on cup size, penis size and how much junk you actually want in the trunk. I have done a few informal surveys on the subject, and obviously, as a guy, I have my own opinions as well.

This is not a black and white subject. If someone is really good in bed, but only has a thin, angry inch in his pants, it is probably really hard for him to please a girl. So, I asked women to give me percentages of how much they care about motion and size. The general first response I got was that it is 60 percent "motion of the ocean" to 40 percent "size of the boat." There were some, though, who would change it to give motion of the ocean more credit, up to 75 percent.

So, guys, even if our members don't measure up to porn greats like Ron Jeremy, it is possible to make up for it in the sack.

On to T and A. Obviously, this is really a matter of preference. Though the general male public say the ass is just a little more important, that does not mean that tits have lost out. The best way that I and a few people I know like to think about it is equating a girl's tits to a sense of humor and a girl's ass to personality. A sense of humor makes us laugh and gives us amusement. Over time we learn about someone's personality, and it becomes the reason you stay with someone.

I found through my informal surveys that even though tits are very important, it seems that guys are more likely to trade a bit of tit for a nice ass.

When I asked a teacher at my high school about what he thought the perfect cup size was, he answered, "a handful, that's all I need; any more and you're just being greedy." I think this is a very good philosophy. It is important to remember, however, that how big a handful is depends on the size of the hand, and every guy is different. Ideal breast size is in the hand of the holder.

So, girls, remember a sense of humor can get a guy's attention, but personality is what will help you out in the long run.


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