Aries (March 21 - April 19) Be on the lookout for a wicked witch with a vendetta. This weekend, she will find you and try to put a spell on you. Even if you have a huge bucket of water on hand, you might just have to choke a witch. Don't stop until you hear, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" Star-recommended costume: Naughty nurse.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) This is the perfect weekend to pretend to be someone you're not. It'll be the perfect excuse come Monday when your significant other wants to know why you cheated on him or her. Just make sure you don't go to the party dressed as "single and desperate." Star-recommended costume: Jason, the original Red Power Ranger.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) The creation you have been keeping in your basement is destined to come to life this week. Keep an eye on it, because if you are not careful it will run away and perhaps cause some damage. Remember, all it needs is love. Star-recommended costume: Ben Ladner.
Cancer (June 21 - July 21) Cancer, you're usually wound so tightly that you can hardly move. Though this usually doesn't work in your favor in terms of social relations, this weekend will be different. Why? Because you'll totally score with the pickup line, "Who's your mummy?" Star-recommended costume: Bobby Brown (crack pipe sold separately).
Leo (July 22 - August 22) Jupiter in your 12th house indicates that your weekend will contain more tricks than treats. That's right: razor blades in your candy apples, eggs thrown at your car and silly string in your hair. Oh, and the only candy you will receive will be candy corn. Sorry. Star-recommended costume: The Rock.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may be feeling a little down this weekend. Pop some popcorn and gather together some of your closest friends for a horror movie marathon. It will either totally cure your problems or cause you to sleep with the light on for the next three months. Star-recommended costume: Look in the mirror. You don't need one.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Nothing seems to be going right for you this Halloween weekend. Avoid going out, as it will only bring you major problems. The best idea is to pick up a bag of fun-size candy and rent the Olsen Twins' classic, "Double, Double, Toil and Trouble." Watch it 31 times. Star-recommended costume: Webster.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're going to have an extremely lucky weekend, so you'd better be prepared. Have an extra large candy sack, a flashlight and other necessary forms of protection on hand. This way you'll be able to fully enjoy your treats without worrying about the tricks. Star-recommended costume: Boy George.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You always have to be the life of the party, don't you, Sag? But this weekend you may be tempted to go overboard. Saturday night you may be doing the Monster Mash, but Sunday morning you may find yourself covered in another kind of mash. Star-recommended costume: Santa Claus, the serial killer.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Who says Valentine's Day is the only holiday for romance? If you're feeling particularly amorous this Halloween, don't hide your feelings. Instead, impress that special someone by carving a pumpkin to look like his or her face. Star-recommended costume: Crazy egg beater face.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) This just may be the weekend you discover that someone you love is keeping a huge secret from you. When you stumble upon their vials of blood and catch him or her hanging upside down from the ceiling, you will learn the truth. And the truth sucks. Star-recommended costume: Your favorite ex-roommate.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Do something nice for someone else this Halloween. Turn your living quarters into a Haunted House and invite random people to come visit. Do not tell your roommate(s) about your plan; instead, let it all be a big surprise. Star-recommended costume: The Shredder.
